Subject: Communication » Speech (Page 4)

A closed mouth gathers no feet.

If I want your opinion, I’ll give it to you.

(1879 – 1974) film producer

Generally speaking, my wife is generally speaking.

(1906 – 1998) English-born American comedian

Interesting: A word a man uses to describe a woman who lets him do all the talking.

Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine, so that I may wet my mind and say something clever.

(450 BC – 388 BC) Greek Athenian comic playwright

The wind doesn't bother me… I'm in the U.S. Senate.

(1923 – ) U.S. senator (Kansas) & presidential candidate

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author

A lot of people think kids say the darnedest things, but so would you if you had no education.

(1974 – ) Russian-born American comedian, writer & filmmaker

Let’s bring it up to date with some snappy nineteenth century dialogue.

(1879 – 1974) film producer

The trouble with talking too fast is you may say something you haven't thought of yet.

(1918 – 2002) advice columnist

When you win, say nothing; when you lose, say less.

professional football coach

There's a statue of Jimmy Stewart in the Hollywood Wax Museum, and the statue talks better than he does.

(1917 – 1995) singer, actor & comedian

The wise man has long ears and a short tongue.

They stayed away in droves.

(1879 – 1974) film producer

My theory [is] that modern science was largely conceived of as an answer to the servant problem and that it is generally practiced by those who lack a flair for conversation.

(1950 – ) writer & humorist

Most of the arguments to which I am party fall somewhat short of being impressive, knowing to the fact that neither I nor my opponent knows what we are talking about.

(1889 – 1945) actor, author & humorist

Kids say the darndest things.

(1912 – 2010) Canadian-born American radio & television personality & humorist

If you haven’t struck oil in twenty minutes, quit boring.

Status quo, you know, that is Latin for the mess we’re in.

(1911 – 2004) 40th U.S. president & actor

A man talking sense to himself is no madder than a man talking nonsense not to himself.

(1937 – ) British playwright & screenwriter

The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that Dan Quayle may or may not make.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician