Subject: Death (Page 6)

A funeral eulogy is a belated plea for the defense delivered after the evidence is all in.

(1876 – 1944) American author, humorist & columnist
Communication Death Speech

I should have asked for a stunt double!

(1929 – 1982) American actor
Last words

I want to die like my father, quietly, in his sleep – not screaming and terrified like his passengers.

(1928 – 2003) English entertainer
Death

Don't let it end like this; tell them I said something.

(1878 – 1923) Mexican revolutionary general
Last words

I'd like to thank my family for loving me and taking care of me. And the rest of the world can kiss my ass.

(1963 – 1992) Texas inmate executed for rape & murder
Last words

You be good. See you tomorrow. I love you.

African Grey Parrot (1976 – 2007) subject of a thirty-year experiment by animal psychologist Irene Pepperberg
Last words

Capital punishment turns the state into a murderer.; but imprisonment turns the state into a gay dungeon-master.

(1956 – ) American comedian
Death People

Sheldon: At my age, do you know how I’m statistically most likely to die?
Leonard: At the hands of your roommate?
Sheldon: An accident.
Leonard: That’s how I’m going to make it look.

(1975 – ) American actor
Death TV/Movie Quotes

When I die, if the word ‘thong’ appears in the first or second sentence of my obituary, I’ve screwed up.

(1947 — ) American actor, writer, comedian & director
Death Self

No Comment

(1927 – 1989) author, essayist & environmentalist
Last words

Tenant Failed To Give Notice Before Dying

Death Headlines

This is it! I'm going. I'm going.

(1886 – 1950) American singer, comedian & actor
Last words

The nourishment is palatable.

(1800 – 1874) 13th U.S. President
Last words

This is the happiest moment of my life.

(1859 – 1887) German anarchist
Last words

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

(1922 – 1991) American comedian
Death Life

Death has a tendency to encourage a depressing view of war.

(1932 – ) American businessman & U.S. Secretary of Defense
Conflict Death War

Any man who has $10,000 left when he dies is a failure.

(1909 – 1959) Australian-born American actor
Death Life Money

Lady, you shot me.

(1931 – 1964) American singer, songwriter & entrepreneur
Last words

Resentment is like drinking poison and waiting for the other person to die.

(1956 – ) author & movie actress
Death

Although prepared for martyrdom, I preferred that it be postponed.

(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator
Death

Absolutely not!

(1920 – 1966) American film & stage actor
Last words