Subject: Death (Page 6)

If your time ain’t come, not even a doctor can kill you.

Death Doctors Health Life Proverbs

You got me.

(1903 – 1934) American bank robber & convicted murderer
Last words

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering… and it’s all over much too soon.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Death Emotions Life Time

Longevity: Uncommon extension of the fear of death.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Communication Death Definitions Language Life

Pardon me, sir. I did not do it on purpose.

(1755 – 1793) Archduchess of Austria & the Queen of France
Last words

If you want your name spelled wrong, die.

Communication Death Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

The comfort of turning 49 is the realization that you are now too old to die young.

Age Death Murphy’s Laws Old

Hey, watch this!

Death Definitions Last words

Suicide is cheating the doctor out of a job.

(1818 – 1885) humorist
Death Doctors Health

I don't feel good.

(1849 – 1926) American botanist & horticulturist
Last words

I don’t think I will ever die doing what I love… because what I love is not dying.

comedian
Death

Well, gentlemen, you are about to see a baked Appel.

(? – 1928) mob boss
Last words

'Hey Death – is that a sickle in your hand or are you just glad to see me?'

American comedian
Death

Don't ask me how I am! I understand nothing more.

(1805 – 1875) Danish author & poet noted for his children's stories
Last words

We have no reliable guarantee that the afterlife will be any less exasperating than this one, have we?

(1899 – 1973) English playwright, actor, composer, director & songwriter
Death

Now I can cross the Shifting Sands.

(1856 – 1919) American author including (The Wonderful Wizard of Oz)
Last words

I am going to hell and I'm looking forward to it… I'll finally get to meet Madonna.

(1965 – ) American comedian
Death Insults Places

God will forgive me. It is his profession.

(1797 – 1856) German critic & poet
Last words

Well, this is certainly a pleasant surprise.

American mobster
Last words

One dies only once, and it’s for such a long time!

(1622 – 1673) French playwright & actor
Death

Tenant Failed To Give Notice Before Dying

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