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Technology: The knack of so arranging the world that we need not experience it.

(1911 – 1991) Swiss playwright & novelist
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Announce: Thirty grams or a sixteenth of a pound.

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Censor: A man who knows more than he thinks you ought to.

(1919 – 1990) educator & writer
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Diet Drink/Soda: A drink you buy at a convenience store to go with a half-pound bag of peanut M&Ms.

Definitions Food/Drink

Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark.

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Communism: Nobody’s got nothin’, but everybody’s workin’.

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Chiropodist: A man who makes money hand over foot.

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Astronomer: Night watchman.

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Detour: Something that lengthens your mileage, diminishes your gas, and strengthens your vocabulary.

Activities Definitions Travel

Humility: The ability to act ashamed when you tell people how wonderful you are.

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