Subject: Emotions » Love (Page 4)

Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop.

(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist

If loving someone is putting them in a straitjacket and kicking them down a flight of stairs, then yes, I have loved a few people.

(1982 – ) American author

Happiness is the China shop; love is the bull.

(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist

Sex without love is merely healthy exercise.

(1907 – 1988) science fiction author

Love never dies of starvation, but often of indigestion.

(1620 – 1705) French author, courtesan & patron of the arts

Food, love, career, and mothers, the four major guilt groups.

(1950 – ) American cartoonist Cathy

Love: The triumph of imagination over intelligence.

If love was easy, there would be almost no music.

(1960 – ) American comedian

Love is staying up all night with a sick child… or a healthy adult.

(1939 – ) British journalist, comedian, writer & media personality

When you're in love it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life.

(1947 – ) comedian & actor

Love is a matter of chemistry; sex is a matter of physics.

Love is not a sprint, it’s a marathon, a relentless pursuit that only ends when she falls into your arms… or hits you with the pepper spray.

(1980 – ) American actor, comedian & musician

Love is a lot like a backache… it doesn’t show up on X-rays, but you know it’s there.

(1895 – 1964) comedian (wife & partner of George Burns)

What I really need is a woman who loves me for my money but doesn’t understand math.

(1978 – ) American comedian & writer

There is no reciprocity; men love women, women love children, children love hamsters.

Anna Haycraft (1932 – 2005) English writer & essayist

I know what love is ‘cuz’ I watch talk shows… love is the end of happiness!

(1944 – ) American actor, director & producer

A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.

(1923 – 1964) Irish poet, short story writer, novelist & playwright

What the world really needs is more love and less paperwork.

(1918 – 1990) American actress & singer

It's better to have loved and lost than do forty pounds of laundry a week.

(1904 – 1989) Spanish surrealist painter

It is better to have loved and lost than never to have lost at all.

(1835 – 1902) English composer, author & satirist

Love is a matter of chemistry; sex is a matter of physics.