Subject: Expressions (Page 2)

He goes to church on Sunday, steals chickens on Monday.

Beliefs Expressions Honesty

Amber days

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You are so lazy if you had a third hand, you’d need a third pocket to put it in.

Characteristics Expressions

Nigher

Expressions

It's as dark as the inside of a cow.

Expressions

He's as crooked as a barrel of snakes.

Expressions

Happier than a pig in slop

Emotions Expressions Happiness

You’re prettier than a spotted heifer in a pansy patch!

Appearance Expressions

Why buy the cow when you get the milk for free?

Expressions Marriage

She's so skinny, she has to run around in the shower to get wet.

Appearance Body Expressions

Happy as a frog in God's pocket

Emotions Expressions Happiness

He could wear a top hat and walk under a snake’s belly.

Expressions

Barefooted as a yard dog.

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Stompin’ grounds

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As ugly as a bulldog chewing a wasp.

Animals Appearance Dogs Expressions Ugly

It’s so hot I could spit fire.

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Even a spotted pig looks black at night.

Expressions Situations

Goin’ around your ass to get to your elbow

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He couldn’t find his ass with a flashlight and a roadmap.

Expressions Intelligence Stupidity

He looks like a bag of antlers.

Appearance Body Expressions

He’d gripe with a ham under each arm.

Expressions