Subject: Expressions (Page 2)

He sure has hay on his horns today.

Expressions

You could start an argument in an empty house.

Characteristics Expressions

So short he has to stand on a box to kick a duck in the ass.

Appearance Body Expressions

Like a four-horned billy goat

Expressions

He looks like the hindquarters of bad luck.

Appearance Expressions

He’s so lazy he wouldn’t work in a pie factory.

Characteristics Expressions Work

Not enough to say grace over.

Expressions Food/Drink

Crazier than a dog in a hubcap factory

Expressions

Nervous as a cat in a room full of rockers

Characteristics Emotions Expressions

We were so poor we had to eat dough for breakfast and sit out in the sun for lunch!

Eating Expressions Food/Drink Money Poverty

She looks better goin than comin!

Appearance Body Expressions Ugly

Grinning like the butcher's dog

Expressions

He don't know shit from peach butter.

Expressions Intelligence Stupidity

A wink is as good as a nod, to a blind horse.

Expressions

If you told her to haul butt, she would have to make two trips.

Appearance Body Expressions Fat

He looks like a bag of antlers.

Appearance Body Expressions

Jesus loves him, but he is the only one.

Expressions

Barefooted as a yard dog.

Expressions

Swingin' my legs from a dime

Expressions

Happier than a pig in slop

Emotions Expressions Happiness

If he fell into a pile of horse shit, he’d start looking for a pony.

Characteristics Expressions