Subject: Expressions (Page 6)

He’s crooked as a barrel full of fish hooks.

Characteristics Expressions Honesty Insults

We were so poor we had to eat dough for breakfast and sit out in the sun for lunch!

Eating Expressions Food/Drink Money Poverty

Faster than a dog's tail in a meat market.

Expressions Time

Smart as a tree full of owls.

Animals Expressions Intelligence Wisdom

Goin’ around your ass to get to your elbow

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She makes pancakes so thin they’ve got just one side to them.

Expressions Food/Drink Frugal Money

He sure has hay on his horns today.

Expressions

It's as dark as the inside of a cow.

Expressions

Cute as a duck in a hat.

Expressions

A wink is as good as a nod, to a blind horse.

Expressions

So skinny she’d have to stand up twice to make a shadow.

Appearance Body Expressions

If things get any better, I may have to hire someone to help me enjoy it.

Characteristics Expressions Situations

Like a four-horned billy goat

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I may have been born yesterday, but I stayed up all night.

Expressions

Swingin' my legs from a dime

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He couldn’t pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were written on the heel.

Expressions Intelligence Stupidity

Busier than a puppy in room full of rubber balls.

Expressions

Happy as a frog in God's pocket

Emotions Expressions Happiness

He’s so ugly his mother had to borrow a baby to take to church.

Appearance Expressions Ugly

He’s so lazy he wouldn’t work in a pie factory.

Characteristics Expressions Work

He could wear a top hat and walk under a snake’s belly.

Expressions