Subject: Expressions (Page 6)

Not enough to say grace over.

Expressions Food/Drink

Couldn't scratch his ass if he had a tiger in both hands.

Expressions Intelligence Stupidity

Smart as a tree full of owls.

Animals Expressions Intelligence Wisdom

You look like you have been drug through a knot hole backwards.

Appearance Expressions

Faster than a dog's tail in a meat market.

Expressions Time

Goin’ around your ass to get to your elbow

Expressions

He couldn’t pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were written on the heel.

Expressions Intelligence Stupidity

She's not wearing enough clothes to flag a hand car.

Appearance Clothing Expressions

He couldn’t grow pole beans in a pile of horse shit.

Expressions Fools Intelligence Stupidity

He’s so lazy he wouldn’t work in a pie factory.

Characteristics Expressions Work

So short he has to stand on a box to kick a duck in the ass.

Appearance Body Expressions

It's hotter than the hinges on the gates of hell.

Expressions Heat Science/Weather

Crazier than a dog in a hubcap factory

Expressions

Deep pockets… short arms

Expressions

You’re prettier than a spotted heifer in a pansy patch!

Appearance Expressions

Ain’t nobody out at that time a night but burglars and bad women.

Expressions Time

Busier than a puppy in room full of rubber balls.

Expressions

As ugly as a bulldog chewing a wasp.

Animals Appearance Dogs Expressions Ugly

It's so flat you can look down the road and see the back of your head!

Expressions Places

It is so flat, you can stand on a milk crate and watch your dog run away for three days.

Expressions Places

He looks like the hindquarters of bad luck.

Appearance Expressions