Subject: Food/Drink » Eating (Page 2)

Do not taste food while you’re cooking… you may lose your nerve to eat it.

(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress

I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

My little brother had not eaten voluntarily in over three years.

(1971 – ) American actor, director & producer

You shouldn’t be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.

(1964– ) American comedian, radio personality, actor, podcaster & director

Ask not what you can do for your country; ask what’s for lunch.

(1915 – 1985) stage & film actor & director

You better cut the pizza in four pieces… I’m not hungry enough to eat eight.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

Acting is pretending, and the most difficult part is pretending you’re eating regularly.

When my mother had to get dinner for eight she'd just make enough for 16 and only serve half.

(1895 – 1964) comedian (wife & partner of George Burns)

I tried cocaine to lose weight… it just made me eat faster.

(1953 – ) American comedian & actor

The worse thing about eating an entire block of cheese by yourself is everything I just said.

American comedian

A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children.

(1936 – 2014) American standup comedian, actor & author

Overeat: To dine.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.

(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress

Chinese Food: You do not sew with a fork, and I see no reason why you should eat with knitting needles.

Muppet character (Frank Oz)

Humans are not proud of their ancestors, and rarely invite them round to dinner.

(1952 – 2001) English writer, dramatist, & musician

Is she fat? … Her favorite food is seconds.

(1935 – 2014) American comedian, television personality, writer & director

He's got a nutritionist, and I've got room service.

(1949 – ) American boxing champion

I’ve never been in a rotating restaurant, but one time I took my girlfriend to a merry-go-round, I put her on it, and I gave her a burrito.

(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian

Chickens: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

To eat is human, to digest, divine.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

At my house we pray AFTER we eat.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor