Subject: Food/Drink » Eating (Page 2)

Another good reducing exercise consists in placing both hands against the table edge and pushing back.

(1887 – 1948) American journalist & humorist

Glutton: A person who takes the piece of French pastry you wanted.

When you have bacon and eggs for breakfast, the chicken makes a contribution… the pig makes a commitment.

(1925 – 1990) Canadian hockey player, coach & general manager

If you think eggplant is good, you should try any other food; it’s much better.

(1983 – ) Israeli-American comedian, actor, writer & television host

When my mother had to get dinner for eight she'd just make enough for 16 and only serve half.

(1895 – 1964) comedian (wife & partner of George Burns)

Edible underwear?… even during sex, we can't stop eating.

(1965 – 2010) American stand-up comedian & television personality

I eat Swiss cheese from the inside out.


I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

(1952 – ) American writer & comedian

Overeat: To dine.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

Acting is pretending, and the most difficult part is pretending you’re eating regularly.

Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.

(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist

I’m on a seafood diet… I see food, I eat it.

(1946 – ) singer, songwriter, author & actress

Gluttony: A sign something is eating us.

When it comes to eating, you can sometimes help yourself more by helping yourself less.

(1906 – 1989) American poet & author

The best number for a dinner party is two – myself and a damn good head waiter.

(1896 – 1972) Turkish-born Armenian business magnate

There is more simplicity in the man who eats caviar on impulse than in the man who eats Grape Nuts on principle.

(1874 – 1936) English author & mystery novelist

Avoid fruit and nuts; you are what you eat.

(1945 –) American cartoonist (Garfield)

You shouldn’t be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.

(1964– ) American comedian, radio personality, actor, podcaster & director

So I was eating this cereal, and I had all these questions and comments; luckily there was a number on the box.

(1973 – ) American comedian

Everything tastes more or less like chicken.

Chinese Food: You do not sew with a fork, and I see no reason why you should eat with knitting needles.

Muppet character (Frank Oz)