Subject: Intelligence » Stupidity

Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.

(1907 – 1988) science fiction author

Evil and stupidity are randomly distributed.

I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it.

(1887 – 1964) English biographer, critic, novelist & poet

He is so stupid… mind readers charge him half price.

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

(1879 – 1955) German-born physicist

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

Exercise freaks… are the ones putting stress on the health care system.

(1951 – ) American conservative radio talk-show host

Stupidity got us into this mess, and stupidity will get us out.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)

It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them.

I'd rather be rich than stupid.

A stupid man's report of what a clever man says is never accurate because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand.

(1872 – 1970) British philosopher, mathematician, historian & social critic

He was so learned that he could name a horse in nine languages; so ignorant that he bought a cow to ride on.

(1706 – 1790) American statesman, author, scientist & inventor

American scientific companies are cross-breeding humans and animals and coming up with mice with fully functioning human brains.

(1969 – ) U.S. Representative (Delaware)

Scientists now believe that the primary biological function of breasts is to make males stupid.

(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist

Couldn't scratch his ass if he had a tiger in both hands.

He is so dumb, blondes tell jokes about him.

She is so slow… she has to speed up to stop.

In politics, stupidity is not a handicap.

(1769 – 1821) French general & politician

Sharp as a sack full of wet mice.

cartoon character (Mel Blanc)

You might be a redneck if… your family always goes to the movies in groups of 18 or more 'cause they were told 17 and under are not admitted.

(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality

Where ignorance is bliss it's foolish to borrow your neighbor's newspaper.

(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist