Subject: Intelligence » Wisdom

We know that the nature of genius is to provide idiots with ideas twenty years later.

(1897 – 1982) French writer

And she's got brains enough for two, which is the exact quantity the girl who marries you will need.

(1881 – 1975) English writer & humorist

A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it is the stupid ones who need all the advice.

(1937 – ) comedian & television actor

We grow too soon old and too late smart.

Experience teaches you that the man who looks you straight in the eye, particularly if he adds a firm handshake, is hiding something.

(1904 – 1999) author, editor, radio host

History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives.

A stupid man's report of what a clever man says is never accurate because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand.

(1872 – 1970) British philosopher, mathematician, historian & social critic

Smart as a tree full of owls.

Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it.

(1926 – ) newspaper columnist

Some folks as they grow older grow wise, but most folks simply grow stubborner.

(1818 – 1885) humorist

Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine, so that I may wet my mind and say something clever.

(450 BC – 388 BC) Greek Athenian comic playwright

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer

There are more fools than wise men, and even in a wise man there is more folly than wisdom.

(1741 – 1794) French writer

No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.

(1890 – 1957) author & journalist

Why does it so often take a genius to see the obvious?

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think.

(1908 – 2002) comedian, radio & television actor

Now that I am sixty, I see why the idea of elder wisdom has passed from currency.

(1932 – 2009) author, poet & critic

It’s not what you look at that matters, it’s what you see.

(1817 – 1862) American author, poet, philosopher,, naturalist & historian

As long as we are lucky we attribute it to our smartness; our bad luck we give the gods credit for.

(1818 – 1885) humorist

It is wise to remember that you are one of those who can be fooled some of the time.

(1919 – 1990) educator & writer

It requires wisdom to understand wisdom: the music is nothing if the audience is deaf.

(1889 – 1974) American intellectual, writer, reporter & political commentator