Subject: Life (Page 14)

If God were suddenly condemned to live the life which he has inflicted on men, he would kill himself.

(1824 – 1895) French writer

It is a sobering thought, that when Mozart was my age he had been dead for two years.

(1928 – ) humorist, singer, songwriter & satirist

Life is not for everyone.

(1940 – 1994) American writer & performer

Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards.

If people do not believe that mathematics is simple, it is only because they do not realize how complicated life is.

(1903 – 1957) Hungarian-American mathematician

If humor was the foundation of my life, men were definitely the first floor.

(1946 – 1989) comedian & actress

Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian.

(1939 – ) American television host, producer & author

It’s not true that life is one damn thing after another; it is the same damn thing over and over.

(1892 – 1950) poet

Reality is something you rise above.

(1946 – ) American actress & singer

Good times end too quickly. Bad times go on forever.

There are no winners in life; only survivors.

The trick is growing up without growing old.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager

Life is one long process of getting tired.

(1835 – 1902) English composer, author & satirist

You will never have more energy or enthusiasm, hair, or brain cells than you have today.

(1937 – 2014) American co-host of radio show “Car Talk”

There are two tragedies in life; one is not to get your heart’s desire, the other is to get it.

(1856 – 1950) Irish playwright & socialist

The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead.

(1918 – 2002) advice columnist

That's the secret to life… replace one worry with another.

cartoon character, Peanuts, Charles Schulz (1922 – 2000) cartoonist

If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there’d be a shortage of fishing poles.

(1926 – ) newspaper columnist

The game of life is always called on account of darkness.

David Gerrold (1944 – ) science fiction author

Life is just a bowl of pits.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing… if you can fake that, you’ve got it made.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host