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Associate with well-mannered persons and your manners will improve; run with decent folk and your own decent instincts will be strengthened; keep the company of bums and you will become a bum; hang around with rich people and you will end by picking up the check and dying broke.

Characteristics Money Murphy’s Laws People

The only way a reporter should look at a politician is down.

Government Murphy’s Laws Opinion Politicians

Incoming fire has the right of way.

Military Murphy’s Laws War

1. The more tangled your line is, the better the fishing is around you. 2. The time available to go fishing shrinks as the fishing season draws nearer. 3. The least experienced fisherman always catches the biggest fish.
Corollary: The more elaborate and costly the equipment, the greater chance of having to stop at the fish market on the way home.

Activities Murphy’s Laws Sports

Needs are a function of what other people have.

Murphy’s Laws

If you don't care where you are, you ain't lost.

Murphy’s Laws Places Situations

Field experience is something you never get until just after you need it.

Military Murphy’s Laws

The combat worth of a unit is inversely proportional to the smartness of its outfit and appearance.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Murphy's Law cannot be proven, yet is correct, as when you try to prove Murphy's Law, you will see that the proof is incorrect. This is obviously due to Murphy's Law, therefore Murphy's Law is correct and proven.

Murphy’s Laws

As the economy gets better, everything else gets worse.

Money Murphy’s Laws

In a family recipe that you discovered in an old book, the most vital measurement will be illegible.

Cooking Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

The perceived usefulness of an article is inversely proportional to its actual usefulness once bought and paid for.

Murphy’s Laws Things

A Smith and Wesson beats four aces.

Arms Games Murphy’s Laws Things

A falling body always rolls to the most inaccessible spot.

Murphy’s Laws Things

1. Fat expands to fill any apparel worn.
2. A fat person walks in the middle of the hall.

Appearance Body Fat Murphy’s Laws

Those who expect the biggest tips provide the worst service.

Murphy’s Laws

The comfort of turning 49 is the realization that you are now too old to die young.

Age Death Murphy’s Laws Old

There are no "free lunches," but sometimes it costs more to collect money than to give away food.

Money Murphy’s Laws

In any group of eagles, you will find some turkeys.

Characteristics Murphy’s Laws

The idea is to die young as late as possible.

Age Death Murphy’s Laws Time Young

The most interesting paper will be scheduled simultaneously with the second most interesting paper.

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