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Subject:
Murphy’s Laws
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We’re all going down the same road in different directions.
Farber's Third Law
Life
Murphy’s Laws
Flying pests are more likely to enter the ears, eyes, nose and throat when
both
hands are in use.
Wright on Flying Insects
Animals
Murphy’s Laws
Problems
Insects
Jonathan Wright
The sun always shines
between
the visors.
Backlund’s Automotive Constant
Autos
Murphy’s Laws
Things
Peggy-Lynn Backlund
Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong.
Edward A. Murphy Jr.
(1918 – 1990) American aerospace engineer
Failure
Murphy’s Laws
Problems
In any dealings with a collective body of people, the people will always be more tacky than originally expected.
Lee’s Law
Murphy’s Laws
People
Tacky
Those who beat their swords into plowshares will plow for those who don't.
A Murphy's Military Law
Arms
Government
Military
Murphy’s Laws
Swords
When walking a dog, be sure then animal is smaller than you.
Kassorla's Safe-Distance Axiom
Animals
Dogs
Murphy’s Laws
Spend sufficient time in confirming the need and the need will disappear.
Peter's Prognosis
Murphy’s Laws
Time
Needs
Then, of course, there's that old one: Never use a preposition to end a sentence with.
The 19 Rules for Good Riting - 18
Communication
Language
Murphy’s Laws
Reading/Writing
In any group of eagles, you will find some turkeys.
Allaln’s Theorem
Murphy’s Laws
People
Allan Guerrina
To estimate the time it takes to do a task, estimate the time you think it should take, multiply by two, and change the unit of measure to the next highest unit. (Example: allocate two days for a one-hour task)
Westheimer's Rule
Murphy’s Laws
Time
Work
Frank Westheimer
Them what has – gets.
Iron Law of Distribution
Murphy’s Laws
Possession
The tire is only flat on the bottom.
Fishbein's Conclusion
Murphy’s Laws
Situations
Things
Flat tires
Nobody notices when things go right.
Zimmerman's Law of Complaints
Murphy’s Laws
People
Success
Anything that happens enough times to irritate you will happen at least once more.
Parkins' Premise
Murphy’s Laws
Irritation
Anything that happens enough times to irritate you will happen at least once more.
Parkins's Premise
Murphy’s Laws
A drunken man's words are a sober man's thoughts.
Harver's Law
Alcohol
Ideas
Murphy’s Laws
Drunk
Sober
Thoughts
Information travels more surely to those with a lesser need to know.
Boyle’s Sixth Law
Beliefs
Murphy’s Laws
Information
1. Everything is cold except what should be. 2. Everything, including the corn flakes, is greasy.
Laws of Institutional Food
Food/Drink
Murphy’s Laws
Institutions
Everything takes longer than you think.
Murphy's Second Law
Murphy’s Laws
Time
Longer
One-third of the people in the United States promote, while the other two-thirds provide.
Roger's Ratio
America
Murphy’s Laws
People
Promotion
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