Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 64)

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Authority tends to assign jobs to those least able to do them.

Murphy’s Laws People Work

Successful research attracts the bigger grant which makes further research impossible.

Murphy’s Laws

All laws are basically false.

Murphy’s Laws

The farther away from the entrance that you have to park, the closer the space vacated by the car that pulls away as you walk up to the door.

Autos Murphy’s Laws

A consultant is someone who, when hired to find out what time it is, borrows your watch to find out.

Money Murphy’s Laws

When the product is destined to fail, the delivery system will perform perfectly.

Murphy’s Laws Problems Things

The theory is supported as long as the funds are.

Murphy’s Laws

People will accept your idea much more readily if you tell them Benjamin Franklin said it first.

Ideas Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

The lights are most likely to come back on at the precise moment you find the flashlight.

David Gerrold (1944 – ) science fiction author
Murphy’s Laws Things

An object will fall so as to do the most damage.

Murphy’s Laws Things

The length of debate varies inversely with the complexity of the issue.

Murphy’s Laws Time

Surprise is an event that takes place only in the mind of a commander.

Military Murphy’s Laws

One cannot make an omelette without breaking eggs – but it is amazing how many eggs one can break without making a decent omelette.

Murphy’s Laws

Never read any book in which the author’s name appears in gold or silver on the cover.

Books Communication Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

When in doubt, predict that the present trend will continue.

Murphy’s Laws

If you’re feeling good, don’t worry… you’ll get over it.

Health Murphy’s Laws

If you knew what you were doing you'd probably be bored.

Murphy’s Laws

Experience enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

Mistakes Murphy’s Laws Problems

How to locate the slow-moving traffic lane or check-out land: Get in it.

Murphy’s Laws

Every solution breeds new problems.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

Anyone taken as an individual is tolerably sensible and reasonable – as a member of a crowd, he at once becomes a blockhead.

Fools Individuals Intelligence Murphy’s Laws People