Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 64)

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We’re all going down the same road in different directions.

Life Murphy’s Laws

Flying pests are more likely to enter the ears, eyes, nose and throat when both hands are in use.

Animals Murphy’s Laws Problems

The sun always shines between the visors.

Autos Murphy’s Laws Things

Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong.

(1918 – 1990) American aerospace engineer
Failure Murphy’s Laws Problems

In any dealings with a collective body of people, the people will always be more tacky than originally expected.

Murphy’s Laws People

Those who beat their swords into plowshares will plow for those who don't.

Arms Government Military Murphy’s Laws

When walking a dog, be sure then animal is smaller than you.

Animals Dogs Murphy’s Laws

Spend sufficient time in confirming the need and the need will disappear.

Murphy’s Laws Time

Then, of course, there's that old one: Never use a preposition to end a sentence with.

Communication Language Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

In any group of eagles, you will find some turkeys.

Murphy’s Laws People

To estimate the time it takes to do a task, estimate the time you think it should take, multiply by two, and change the unit of measure to the next highest unit. (Example: allocate two days for a one-hour task)

Murphy’s Laws Time Work

Them what has – gets.

Murphy’s Laws

The tire is only flat on the bottom.

Murphy’s Laws Situations Things

Nobody notices when things go right.

Murphy’s Laws People Success

Anything that happens enough times to irritate you will happen at least once more.

Murphy’s Laws

Anything that happens enough times to irritate you will happen at least once more.

Murphy’s Laws

A drunken man's words are a sober man's thoughts.

Alcohol Ideas Murphy’s Laws

Information travels more surely to those with a lesser need to know.

Beliefs Murphy’s Laws

1. Everything is cold except what should be. 2. Everything, including the corn flakes, is greasy.

Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

Everything takes longer than you think.

Murphy’s Laws Time

One-third of the people in the United States promote, while the other two-thirds provide.

America Murphy’s Laws People