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After large expenditures of federal, state, and county funds; after much confusion generated by detours and road blocks; after greatly annoying the surrounding population with noise, dust, and fumes – the previously existing traffic jam is relocated by one-half mile.

Autos Murphy’s Laws

If it’s good, they’ll stop making it.

(1909 – 2001) editorial cartoonist & author
Murphy’s Laws Things

At a bargain sale, the only suit or dress that you like best and that fits you is the one not in the sale.

Activities Clothing Murphy’s Laws Shopping

As an online discussion (regardless of topic or scope) grows longer, sooner or later someone will compare someone or something to Hitler or Nazism.

Murphy’s Laws

Once the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend.

Military Murphy’s Laws

Any order that can be misunderstood has been misunderstood.

Military Murphy’s Laws Understanding

The bigger the man, the less likely he is to object to caricature.

Murphy’s Laws People

There’s an unseen force which lets birds know when you’ve just washed your car.

(1922 – ) English comedy writer & television presenter
Autos Murphy’s Laws Things

2 is not equal to 3 – not even for very large values of 2.

Murphy’s Laws

If it would be cheaper to buy a new unit, the company will insist upon repairing the old one.
Corollary: If it would be cheaper to repair the old one, the company will insist on the latest model.

Murphy’s Laws

Density of fire increases proportionally to the curiousness of the target.

Military Murphy’s Laws

When reviewing your notes before an exam, the most important will be illegible.

Education Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing School

If you start to clean your desk in the spare bedroom you will probably have to clean the garage to find what you need to finish cleaning the desk.

Housework Murphy’s Laws

You no sooner get your head above water than someone pulls your flippers off.

Murphy’s Laws Situations

A consultant may be defined as an unemployed practitioner.

Murphy’s Laws

Clearly stated instructions will consistently produce multiple interpretations.

Murphy’s Laws

1. Fat expands to fill any apparel worn.
2. A fat person walks in the middle of the hall.

Appearance Body Fat Murphy’s Laws

To err is human – to blame it on someone else is even more human.

Mistakes Murphy’s Laws Problems

You can go home again – you just can’t stay there.

Murphy’s Laws Places

History repeats itself. That's one of the things wrong with history.

History Murphy’s Laws Time

If you’ve got them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow.

Murphy’s Laws