Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 8)

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Always leave room to add an explanation if it doesn't work out.

Communication Murphy’s Laws Problems

When you do not know what you are doing, do it neatly.

Murphy’s Laws Work

Batteries die at the most critical time of the most complex problem.

Failure Murphy’s Laws Problems Things

Anything labeled "NEW" and/or "IMPROVED" isn't.

Murphy’s Laws Shopping Things

Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.

Murphy’s Laws

Experts in advanced countries underestimate by a factor of 2 to 4 the ability of people in underdeveloped countries to do anything technical.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws Places

Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid.

Military Murphy’s Laws

A fool and his money are soon elected.

Elections/Voting Fools Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

Exceptions always outnumber rules.

Murphy’s Laws

If there are twelve clowns in a ring, you can jump in the middle and start reciting Shakespeare, but to the audience, you'll just be the thirteenth clown.

Murphy’s Laws People

Murphy's Law was not propounded by Murphy, but by another man with the same name.

Murphy’s Laws

Whatever a parent does is wrong.

Failure Family Murphy’s Laws Parents Problems Young

The first ninety percent of the task takes ninety percent of the time, and the last ten percent takes the other ninety percent.

Murphy’s Laws Time Work

At any particular time, there are more horse's asses in the world than horses.

Characteristics Murphy’s Laws People

The incidence of anything worthwhile is either 15-25 percent or 80-90 percent.

Murphy’s Laws Situations

The worst golf shots always occur when playing with someone you are trying to impress.

Golf Murphy’s Laws People Sports

Creativity varies inversely with the number of cooks involved with the broth.

Murphy’s Laws People

No matter how careful one is in resealing the inner liner in a cereal box, it will tear where it is glued to the box.

Failure Murphy’s Laws Problems

Assumption is the mother of all foul-ups.

Mistakes Murphy’s Laws Problems

Don’t look conspicuous – in the combat, it draws fire; out of the combat zone, it draws sergeants.

Military Murphy’s Laws

People will buy anything that's one to a customer.

Murphy’s Laws Shopping