Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 8)

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Nine times out of ten in the arts, as in life, there is actually no truth to be discovered; there is only error to be exposed.

Entertainment Murphy’s Laws

1. If you can only do one thing well there is no market for it.

2. You can never do just one thing.

Murphy’s Laws

A simple story, however inaccurate or misleading, is preferred to a complicated explanation, however true.

Communication Murphy’s Laws

The compromise will always be more expensive than either of the suggestions it's compromising.

Money Murphy’s Laws

People who park on the cast side of a football stadium will invariably have seats on the west side.

Murphy’s Laws

Everyone rises to their level of incompetence.

Murphy’s Laws

Any horizontal surface is soon piled up.

Murphy’s Laws

Bare feet magnetize sharp metal objects so they always point upwards from the floor… especially in the dark.

Accidents Murphy’s Laws Situations Things

Experiments should be reproducible… they should all fail in the same way.

Failure Murphy’s Laws Problems

If your condition seems to be getting better, it's probably your doctor getting sick.

Doctors Health Murphy’s Laws

There are four kinds of people: those who sit quietly and do nothing, those who talk about sitting quietly and doing nothing, those who do things, and those who talk about doing things.

Communication Murphy’s Laws People Speech

The number of women a man find attractive is truly proportionate to his age.

Age Men Murphy’s Laws People Women

Design flaws travel in groups.

Murphy’s Laws

If you want a track team to win the high jump you find one person who can jump seven feet, not seven people who can jump one foot.

Murphy’s Laws Sports Success

If at first you don’t succeed, read the manual.

Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

When both sides are convinced they are about to lose, they're both right.

Murphy’s Laws

An unwatched pot boils immediately.

Murphy’s Laws

Attempt to be seen with important people.

Murphy’s Laws

Three hours a day will produce as much as a man ought to write.

Communication Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing Time

An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing.

Murphy’s Laws

The faster the plane, the narrower the seats.

Activities Murphy’s Laws Travel