Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 8)

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The one ingredient you made a special trip to the store to get will be the one thing your guest is allergic to.

Cooking Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

Any object that is accidentally dropped will hide under a larger object.

Murphy’s Laws Things

If you allow someone to get in front of you, you both will have the same destination, and the other car will get the last parking space.

Driving Murphy’s Laws

Only after locking your toolbox/shed at the end of a DIY job do you find another tool to return to your toolbox/shed.

Murphy’s Laws Things Time

All five-second grenade fuses will burn down in three seconds.

Arms Military Murphy’s Laws

Nothing is ever as simple as it first seems.

Murphy’s Laws

If you have to travel on a Titanic, why not go first-class?

Murphy’s Laws

Anything is easier to take apart than it is to put together.

Murphy’s Laws Things

A writer mustn’t shift your point of view.

Communication Language Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

The only thing more dangerous than an amateur economist is a professional economist.

Murphy’s Laws Occupations Work

1. Everything is cold except what should be. 2. Everything, including the corn flakes, is greasy.

Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

The organization of any bureaucracy is very much like a septic tank. The really big chunks always rise to the top.

Murphy’s Laws

Those who live closest arrive latest.

Activities Murphy’s Laws Time Travel

Everyone is always someplace else.

Murphy’s Laws Places

The local density of mosquitos is inversely proportional to your remaining repellent.

Activities Murphy’s Laws

Machines that have broken down will work perfectly when the repairman arrives.

Failure Murphy’s Laws Problems Things

Halitosis is better than no breath at all.

Murphy’s Laws

The only thing worse than a husband who never notices what you cook or what you wear is a husband who always notices what you cook and what you wear.

Appearance Cooking Food/Drink Husbands Marriage Murphy’s Laws

The speed of an oncoming vehicle is directly proportional to the length of the passing zone.

Activities Driving Murphy’s Laws Science/Weather

The last rush-hour express bus to your neighborhood leaves five minutes before you get off work.

Activities Murphy’s Laws Time Travel

Nothing is so simple it cannot be misunderstood.

Murphy’s Laws