Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 80)

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Pills to be taken in twos always come out of the bottle in threes.

Health Murphy’s Laws

Just between you and I, case is important.

Communication Language Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

The total attention paid to an instructor is a constant regardless of the size of the class.

Education Murphy’s Laws School

1. Any line, however short, is still too long.
2. Work is the crabgrass of life, but money is the water that keeps it green.

Murphy’s Laws Work

Whenever two fishing lines are contiguous, they will become continuous.

Activities Murphy’s Laws

The only important result of a meeting is agreement about next steps.

Murphy’s Laws

Never drink anything that’s still on fire.

Alcohol Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

Beware of a day in which you don't have something to bitch about.

Murphy’s Laws

Everyone who does not work has a scheme that does.

Murphy’s Laws Work

Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.

Murphy’s Laws

You can never tell which way the train went by looking at the track.

Murphy’s Laws Situations

The theory is supported as long as the funds are.

Murphy’s Laws

A fool in a high station is like a man on the top of a small mountain: everything appears small to him and he appears small to everybody.

Fools Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

1. When in charge ponder
2. When in trouble delegate
3. When in doubt mumble.

Murphy’s Laws Speech

The Course of Progress: Most things get steadily worse.
The Path of Progress: A shortcut is the longest distance between two points.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

Name on building: upper class. Name on desk: middle class. Name on shirt: working class

Murphy’s Laws

If you help a friend in need, he is sure to remember you… the next time he’s in need.

Friends Murphy’s Laws Old People

A crisis is when you can't say "let's forget the whole thing."

Murphy’s Laws

When you are over the hill, you pick up speed.

Age Murphy’s Laws Old

Anything may be divided into as many parts as you please.

Murphy’s Laws

Crowded lifts (elevators) smell different to people with restricted growth.

Characteristics Murphy’s Laws Things