Subject: People (Page 123)

Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more fun.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Body Mind People

Bachelor: A person who believes in life, liberty, and the happiness of pursuit.

Definitions Men People Relationships

There are two theories to arguing with women… neither one works.

People Women

When it comes to giving—some people stop at nothing.

Characteristics Money People

When I was a kid my family said having feelings was an act of treason.

(1947 – ) comedian & actor
Family Self

Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch.

(1927 – ) magician & comedy writer
Characteristics People

If the world were a logical place, men would ride side saddle.

1944) is an American writer & screenwriter
Men People Places World

A lot of smart young people have come out of Indiana; the smarter they are, the faster they come out.

(1866 – 1944) American writer, newspaper columnist, playwright & humorist
People Places

X-chromosome: A genetic double-cross that empowers women with the ability to bear children and reserves for men the right to be color-blind hemophiliacs.

(1950 – ) American author, satirist, webmaster & copywriter
Definitions Women

There are those who don't even like to be rubbed the right way.

Murphy’s Laws People

After forty a woman has to choose between losing her figure or her face; my advice is to keep your face, and stay sitting down.

(1901 – 2000) English author
Age Appearance Women

The Bible declares that on the sixth day God created man; right then and there, God should have demanded a damage deposit.

(1943 – ) U.S. agriculture commissioner, columnist, activist & author
Beliefs God People

Familiarity breeds contempt… and children.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
Children People Sex

The only difference between friends and lovers is about four minutes.

writer, website creator
Friends Old People

Men are pigs; too bad we own everything.

(1953 – ) comedian & actor
Characteristics Men People

Poor Jesus; first he's crucified, then he has to spend his Saturdays with Jerry Falwell.

(1959 – ) American stand-up comedian
People Situations

The graveyards are full of indispensable men.

(1890 – 1970) French president, general & statesman
Death People

Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he is supposed to be doing at the moment.

(1889 – 1945) actor, author & humorist
Murphy’s Laws People Work

It’s amazing the fans want to see me play; it’s kind of scary; I guess that’s what’s wrong with our society.

professional baseball player
People Self

Eighty percent of all people consider themselves to be above average drivers.

Beliefs Driving Murphy’s Laws Opinion People

I’m not a fighter, I’m a bleeder.

(1971 – ) Irish comedian, actor & writer
Conflict Fights Self