Subject: Time (Page 12)

When working on a project, if you put away a tool that you're certain you're finished with, you will need it instantly.

Murphy’s Laws Things Time

History doesn't repeat itself – historians merely repeat each other.

History Murphy’s Laws Time

There is a tendency for the person in the most powerful position in an organization to spend all his time serving on committees and signing letters.

Murphy’s Laws Time

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
Characteristics Time

The best way to predict the future is to invent it.

(1940 – ) computer scientist
Future Ideas Intelligence Time

My ancestors didn't come over on the Mayflower, but they were there to meet the boat.

(1879 – 1935) humorist & social commentator
History People Things Time

The future, according to some scientists, will be exactly like the past, only more expensive.

(1937 – 2000) science fiction author
Future Money Past Time

To spot the expert, pick the one who predicts the job will take the longest and cost the most.

Money Murphy’s Laws People Time

I think we agree, the past is over.

(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms Past

I’d like to grow very old as slowly as possible.

(1907 - 1990) American theatrical producer
Age Old Time

After you've heard two eyewitness accounts of an automobile accident, you begin to worry about history.

(1953 – ) comedian & actor
Accidents Autos History

I just don’t want you to do nothing on the sperm of the moment.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Malaprops Time

People who make history know nothing about history; you can see that in the sort of history they make.

(1874 – 1936) English author & mystery novelist
History Time

Time: That which man is always trying to kill, but which ends in killing him.

(1820 – 1903) English philosopher
Death Time

Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first.

Murphy’s Laws Time

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.

Situations Time

A meeting lasts at least 1 1/2 hours, however short the agenda.

Murphy’s Laws Time

Just give me a shave… I haven’t time to listen to a haircut.

Communication Speech Time

What time is it?… you mean now?

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Time Yogi-isms

It ain't often that a man's reputation outlasts his money.

(1818 – 1885) humorist & lecturer
Money Time

History does not repeat itself; historians simply repeat each other.

History Murphy’s Laws Time