Subject: Time (Page 12)

It's amazing how fast later comes when you buy now!

(1908 – 2002) comedian, radio & television actor
Future Time

Sooner or later, I'll be punctual.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Characteristics Time

Spend sufficient time confirming the need and the need will disappear.

Murphy’s Laws Time

Historian: An editor of yesterday’s news.

Definitions History Occupations Time Work

Whenever you decide to take the kids home, it is always five minutes earlier that they break into fights, tears, or hysteria.

Children Murphy’s Laws Problems Time

History: The version of past events that people have decided to agree upon.

Definitions History Time

It is only possible to live happily ever after on a day to day basis.

(1950 – ) American science fiction writer, & publisher
Life Time

There is a tendency for the person in the most powerful position in an organization to spend all his time serving on committees and signing letters.

Murphy’s Laws Time

Tomorrow is often the busiest day of the week.

Proverbs Time

Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.

(1769 – 1821) French general & politician
Time

I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
Places Time

If history is going to repeat itself I should think we can expect the same thing again.

English football player & manager
History Misspokements

A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.

(1908 – 2002) comedian, radio & television actor
People Time

The best way to predict the future is to invent it.

(1940 – ) computer scientist
Future Ideas Intelligence Time

Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first.

Murphy’s Laws Time

So little time and so little to do.

(1906 – 1972) pianist, composer, author, comedian & actor
Activities Time

Howard: It was an hour ago, Sheldon. A Jew sits in front of a house in Texas for that long, for sale signs start to go up.

(1980 – ) American actor, comedian & musician
Time TV/Movie Quotes

I guess that’s the earliest I’ve ever been late.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Time Yogi-isms

Nostalgia is a file that removes the rough edges from the good old days.

(1926 – ) newspaper columnist
Past Time

Why should I do anything for posterity? … what has posterity ever done for me?

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
Future People Time

Love letters, business contracts and money due you always arrive three weeks late, whereas junk mail arrives the day it was sent.

Murphy’s Laws Time