Subject: Time (Page 12)

There can’t be a crisis next week, my schedule is already full.

(1923 – ) German-born diplomat & scholar

I tend to live in the past because most of my life is there.

(1916 – 1997) newspaper journalist

Events in the past may be roughly divided into those which probably never happened and those which do not matter.

(1860 – 1954) English author, Anglican priest, professor & dean

History does not repeat itself; historians simply repeat each other.

Good times end too quickly. Bad times go on forever.

1. Important mail arrives late. 2. Junk mail arrives the day it was sent.

Some mornings, it’s just not worth chewing through the leather straps.

(1956 – ) American comedian

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the Net and he won't bother you for weeks.

I've been on a calendar, but never on time.

(1926 – 1962) actress, sex symbol

It’s a battle with himself and with the ticking fingers of the clock.

(1926 – ) English sports commentator

What time is it?… you mean now?

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

I know I'm drinking myself to a slow death, but then I'm in no hurry.

(1889 – 1945) actor, author & humorist

I guess that’s the earliest I’ve ever been late.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.

(1925 – 2005) television host

The sun has been there for 500, 600 years.

American baseball player

The secret of eternal youth is arrested development.

(1884 – 1980) author & wit

The weekend represents the 48 hours that you have to f**k up the life you worked so hard for all week.

(1983 – ) American comedian

In no time, it will be a forgotten memory.

(1879 – 1974) film producer

To estimate the time it takes to do a task, estimate the time you think it should take, multiply by two, and change the unit of measure to the next highest unit. (Example: allocate two days for a one-hour task)

In Washington, a man gets up to speak and doesn't say a thing, and the other men disagree with him for three hours.

(1908 – 2002) comedian, radio & television actor

It's hard to be nostalgic when you can't remember anything.