Subject: Time (Page 13)

The concept of two people living together for twenty-five years without having a cross word suggests a lack of spirit only to be admired in sheep.

(1890 – 1971) English humorist, novelist & playwright
Marriage Time

Good times end too quickly. Bad times go on forever.

Life Murphy’s Laws Situations Time

Early to rise and early to bed makes a male healthy and wealthy and dead.

(1894 – 1961) author, cartoonist & humorist
Death Life Men People Time

A committee takes hours to put into minutes what can be done in seconds.

People Time

The time of departure will be delayed by the square of the number of people involved.

Murphy’s Laws People Time

If you are killing time, are you damaging eternity?

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Time

Experience is not what happens to a man; it is what man does with what happens to him.

(1894 – 1963) English writer
History Intelligence

Time is a dressmaker specializing in alterations.

(1893 – 1978) American author
Time

It ain't often that a man's reputation outlasts his money.

(1818 – 1885) humorist & lecturer
Money Time

I've been on a calendar, but never on time.

(1926 – 1962) actress, sex symbol
Things Time

A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady and left off for the rest of your life.

(1947 – ) author, humorist & satirist
Men Things Time Women

I love my Fed-Ex guy cause he's a drug dealer and he doesn't even know it…and he's always on time.

(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian
Activities Drugs Time

Any committee that is the slightest use is composed of people who are too busy to want to sit on it for a second longer than they have to.

(1928 – ) British journalist, writer & columnist
People Time

Seems like only a year ago they were married nine years!

(1905 – 1974) radio comedian
Marriage Time

I think I’ve discovered the secret of life – you just hang around until you get used to it.

cartoon character, Peanuts (Charles Schulz, 1922 – 2000) creator & cartoonist
Life Time

Better late than… pregnant.

Proverbs Situations Time

For sincere advice and the correct time, call any number at random at 3:00 a.m.

(1945 – ) comedian, actor, writer, playwright & musician
Activities Sleep Time

It is wise to remember that you are one of those who can be fooled some of the time.

(1919 – 1990) educator & writer
Fools Intelligence Time Wisdom

The only advantage to living in the past is that the rents are much cheaper!

fictional mascot and cover boy of Mad, an American humor magazine
Money Past Time

By doing just a little every day, I can gradually let the task overwhelm me.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Situations Time Work

Everything goes wrong all at once.

Murphy’s Laws Time