Subject: Time (Page 15)

Why women don’t blink during foreplay… not enough time.

(1935 – 2014) American comedian, television personality, writer & director

Yesterday: The infancy of youth, the youth of manhood, the entire past of age.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

I guess that’s the earliest I’ve ever been late.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

There aren't enough days in the weekend.


Opportunity always knocks at the least opportune moment.

The time you spend grieving over a man should never exceed the amount of time you actually spent with him.

(1953 – ) comedian, dancer & writer

Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.

(1874 – 1963) American poet

It’s tough to make predictions, especially about the future.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

Tomorrow: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.

Time marches on and sooner or later you realize it is marching across your face.

(1946 – ) singer, songwriter, author & actress

The critical period of matrimony is breakfast time.

(1890 – 1971) English humorist, novelist & playwright

If you play with anything long enough, it will break.

History does not repeat itself; historians simply repeat each other.

My secret to staying young… having no sense of time.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

If you have something to do and you put it off for long enough, the chances are someone else will do it for you.

Everything goes wrong all at once.

Historical fancy is more persistent than historical fact.

Depression: A period during which we have to get along without the things our grandparents never dreamed of.

There are only two types of computers in the world: those that waste your precious time and those that waste your precious time faster.

It would appear that we have reached the limits of what it is possible to achieve with computer technology, although one should be careful with such statements, as they tend to sound pretty silly in 5 years.

(1903 – 1957) Hungarian-American mathematician

The past always looks better than it was because it isn't here.

(1867 – 1936) author & humorist