Subject: Time (Page 15)

Why women don’t blink during foreplay… not enough time.

(1935 – 2014) American comedian, television personality, writer & director
People Sex Time Women

Yesterday: The infancy of youth, the youth of manhood, the entire past of age.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Age Definitions Time Young

I guess that’s the earliest I’ve ever been late.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Time Yogi-isms

There aren't enough days in the weekend.


Time

Opportunity always knocks at the least opportune moment.

Murphy’s Laws Situations Time

The time you spend grieving over a man should never exceed the amount of time you actually spent with him.

(1953 – ) comedian, dancer & writer
Men Relationships Time

Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.

(1874 – 1963) American poet
Age Men Time Women

It’s tough to make predictions, especially about the future.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager
Future Yogi-isms

Tomorrow: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.

Definitions Future Time

Time marches on and sooner or later you realize it is marching across your face.

(1946 – ) singer, songwriter, author & actress
Appearance Time TV/Movie Quotes

The critical period of matrimony is breakfast time.

(1890 – 1971) English humorist, novelist & playwright
Marriage Time

If you play with anything long enough, it will break.

Murphy’s Laws Things Time

History does not repeat itself; historians simply repeat each other.

History Murphy’s Laws Time

My secret to staying young… having no sense of time.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Age Time Young

If you have something to do and you put it off for long enough, the chances are someone else will do it for you.

Murphy’s Laws Time

Everything goes wrong all at once.

Murphy’s Laws Problems Time

Historical fancy is more persistent than historical fact.

History Murphy’s Laws

Depression: A period during which we have to get along without the things our grandparents never dreamed of.

Definitions Money Past Time

There are only two types of computers in the world: those that waste your precious time and those that waste your precious time faster.

Things Time

It would appear that we have reached the limits of what it is possible to achieve with computer technology, although one should be careful with such statements, as they tend to sound pretty silly in 5 years.

(1903 – 1957) Hungarian-American mathematician
Computers Future Science/Weather Things Time

The past always looks better than it was because it isn't here.

(1867 – 1936) author & humorist
Past Time