Subject: Time (Page 3)

Simple jobs always get put off because there will be time to do them later.

Time Work

Instant gratification takes too long.

(1956 – ) author & movie actress
Time

There is a tendency for the person in the most powerful position in an organization to spend all his time serving on committees and signing letters.

Murphy’s Laws Time

… since God's dog was a pup

Expressions Past Time

History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives.

(1915 – 2002) Israeli diplomat & politician
Government History People Time

The future will be better tomorrow.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication Future Misspokements Speech

The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce – instantly.

(1973 – ) American comedian
Past Things Time

It’s a cruel season that makes you get ready for bed while it’s light out.

(1955 – ) cartoonist (Calvin and Hobbes)
Time

I’ve been in the twilight of my career longer than most people have had a career.

(1956 – ) Czech American tennis player
Sports Time

Perhaps nothing has changed in the course of history as much as historians.

(1908 – 1980) businessman, humorist
History Time

One night I came home very late; it was the next night.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Time

1. Important mail arrives late. 2. Junk mail arrives the day it was sent.

Murphy’s Laws Time

The future will be better tomorrow.

(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Bushisms Future Time

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Places Time

Tell him I’ve been too f**king busy – or vice versa.

(1893 – 1967) writer, humorist & poet
Activities Sex Situations Time

Early to rise and early to bed makes a male healthy and wealthy and dead.

(1894 – 1961) author, cartoonist & humorist
Death Life Men People Time

The secret of eternal youth is arrested development.

(1884 – 1980) author & wit
Age Time

Sooner or later, I'll be punctual.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Characteristics Time

I know I'm drinking myself to a slow death, but then I'm in no hurry.

(1889 – 1945) actor, author & humorist
Alcohol Death Food/Drink Time

Don’t put off until tomorrow what you can get done sometime next week.

Murphy’s Laws Time

History does not repeat itself; historians simply repeat each other.

History Murphy’s Laws Time