Subject: Time (Page 3)

The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

I don’t like to look back in retrospect.

professional football player

Having imagination it takes you an hour to write a paragraph that if you were unimaginative would take you only a minute.

(1881 – 1960) American columnist

It’s always darkest before… daylight savings time.

The difference between God and the historians consists above all in the fact that God cannot alter the past.

(1835 – 1902) English composer, author & satirist

 It's hard to be nostalgic when you can't remember anything.

Year: A period of three hundred and sixty-five disappointments.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost.

I recommend you to take care of the minutes, for the hours will take care of themselves.

Lord Chesterfield (1694 – 1773) British statesman

Give me two years, and I'll make her an overnight star.

(1891 – 1958) American president of Columbia Pictures & producer

Any committee that is the slightest use is composed of people who are too busy to want to sit on it for a second longer than they have to.

(1928 – ) British journalist, writer & columnist

Pocket Watch: A watch for people who don’t like having time on their hands.

Tomorrow: What always comes but never arrives.

The length of any meeting is inversely proportional to the length of the agenda for that meeting.

I didn’t think prohibition would last that long.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer

When I was born, I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.

(1895 – 1964) comedian (wife & partner of George Burns)

Happiness is the interval between periods of unhappiness.

(1878 – 1937) humorist, journalist & author

History repeats itself; historians repeat one another.

(1887 – 1915) English poet

There was three minutes to go about two minutes ago.

English football player & manager

Urgency varies inversely with importance.

My secret to staying young… having no sense of time.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer