Subject: Work (Page 19)

Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he is supposed to be doing at the moment.

(1889 – 1945) actor, author & humorist
Murphy’s Laws People Work

A critic is someone who never actually goes to the battle, yet who afterwards comes out shooting the wounded.

(1946 – ) American stage & screen actress
Beliefs Communication Occupations Work

Without drugs, I would have never got my job… selling drugs.


Activities Drugs Occupations Work

Statistician: A person who believes that if you put your head in a furnace and your feet in a bucket of iced water, on the average you should feel reasonably comfortable.

Definitions Occupations

Gourmet: A food fetishist.

Cooking Definitions Food/Drink Occupations

I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard.

(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress
Housework Work

If I’m making millions to put a ball through a hoop, you can’t ever piss me off.

(1975 – ) American comedian, actor & writer
Money Occupations Sports Work

Authority tends to assign jobs to those least able to do them.

Murphy’s Laws People Work

Generals who can write always make me nervous.

(1921 – ) American newspaper editor
Government Military Occupations

Bob Porter: Looks like you’ve been missing a lot of work lately.
Peter Gibbons: I wouldn’t say I’ve been missing it, Bob.

(1967 – ) American actor
TV/Movie Quotes Work

Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.

(1896 – 1996) comedian, actor & entertainer
America Government Intelligence Occupations Places Work

In California everyone goes to a therapist, is a therapist , or is a therapist going to a therapist.

(1924 – 1984) American author
Occupations People Places Work

You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.

(1935 – 2014) American comedian, television personality, writer & director
Housework Things Time Work

There's no business like show business… but there are several businesses like accounting.

(1947 – ) comedian & television host
Entertainment Occupations Work

You know you're getting old when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work.

(1935 – 2014) American comedian, television personality, writer & director
Age Old Situations Work

Never mistake motion for action.

(1899 – 1961) author & journalist
Situations Work

A professional is one who does a good job even when he doesn't feel like it.

Murphy’s Laws Occupations Work

Enough research will tend to support your theory.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws Work

The only reason people work for airlines is because the Nazi party is no longer hiring.

(1983 – ) American comedian
Occupations Work

I thought I wanted a career; turns out I just wanted pay checks.

Work

If work were good for you, the rich would leave none for the poor.

Proverbs Work