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Censorship: The power of the suppress.

Communication Wordplay

If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again; it was probably worth it.

Beliefs Money People

Opportunist: One who goes ahead and does what you always planned to do. 

Definitions

There is no indigestion worse that that which comes from having to eat your own words.

Communication

A drowning man is not troubled by rain.

People Problems

I dozed in and off.

Mixed metaphors

The whole can of wax

Mixed metaphors

Middle age: When a woman’s hair starts turning from gray to black.

Age Appearance Definitions Hair

Age: The time when everything hurts and what doesn’t hurt, doesn’t work.

Age Definitions Old

Abortion: Love's labor lost.

Definitions

“I’ve been waiting to see the doctor,” said Tom patiently.

Tom Swifties

I understand that Congress has taken the first step in the fight against air pollution: limiting the speeches to five minutes.

Congress Government

When you feel that you would like to go back to your youth, think of algebra.

Age Old Young

“I knew the gun wasn’t loaded,” Tom said blankly.

Tom Swifties

The cost of the hairdo is directly related to the strength of the wind.

Appearance Hair Murphy’s Laws

Like a four-horned billy goat

Expressions

If he fell into a pile of horse shit, he’d start looking for a pony.

Characteristics Expressions

Jazz Musician: A juggler who uses harmonies instead of oranges.

Definitions Entertainment Music

The early worm is being picked first.

Mixed metaphors

Democracy: A system whereby the person who never votes can cuss out the man the other people elected.

Definitions Democracy Elections/Voting Government

Mason-Dixon Line: A geographical division between “you all” and “youse guys.”

Definitions Places