Author: Proverb

If you’re not living on the edge, you’re taking up too much room.

Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.

Experience is a comb which nature gives us when we are bald.

Familiarity breeds contempt; but familiarity breeds!

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

A rolling stone gathers momentum.

A clean house is a sign of a misspent life.

The woman cries before the wedding and the man after.

The one who snores will fall asleep first.

It is not economical to go to bed early to save the candles if the result is twins.

All cats love fish but hate to get their paws wet.

If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you’ve never tried before.

One of life’s greatest mysteries is how the boy who wasn’t good enough to marry your daughter can be the father of the smartest grandchild in the world.

Memory and teeth grow weaker with time.

Tact is the art of making a point without making an enemy.

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the Net and he won't bother you for weeks.

The wages of sin is death – but the working conditions are good.

The one who snores will fall asleep first.

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

If all else fails, try the obvious.