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Author: Proverb
God gives nuts to those who have no teeth.
Proverb
Proverbs
If you want something done, ask a busy person.
Proverb
Proverbs
Busy
You cannot get to the top by sitting on your bottom.
Proverb
Proverbs
Work
A woman is like a cup of tea; you'll never know how strong she is until she boils.
Proverb
Characteristics
People
Women
Strength
Tea
Temper
Chaste makes waste.
Proverb
Proverbs
Sex
Cat bathing is a martial art.
Proverb
Proverbs
If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you’ve never tried before.
Proverb
Miscellaneous
Proverbs
Choice
Evil
Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
Proverb
Appearance
Body
Death
Eating
Life
Proverbs
Fitness
The one who snores will fall asleep first.
Proverb
Murphy’s Laws
Proverbs
Situations
Sleep
Snoring
Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.
Proverb
Beliefs
Life
Proverbs
Experience
Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.
Proverb
Failure
Murphy’s Laws
Problems
Success
Privacy
Public
The way to a man's stomach is through his mouth.
Proverb
Eating
Food/Drink
Proverbs
Before borrowing from a friend, decide which you need most.
Proverb
Friends
Money
People
Young
Borrowing
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Proverb
Memory
Proverbs
Conscience
Guilt
Always yield to temptation, because it may not pass your way again.
Proverb
Proverbs
Situations
Temptation
Yield
If you're in a hole, stop digging.
Proverb
Problems
Situations
Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.
Proverb
Communication
Fools
Intelligence
Proverbs
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Even a dog knows the difference between being tripped-over and kicked.
Proverb
Animals
Dogs
Proverbs
Meanness
A loaded wagon makes no noise.
Proverb
Intelligence
Wisdom
Bragging
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband, while a man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
Proverb
Future
Husbands
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Proverbs
Time
Wives
There’s many a slip twixt the cup and the lip.
Proverb
Alcohol
Food/Drink
Proverbs
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