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Author: Proverb
If you’re not living on the edge, you’re taking up too much room.
Proverb
Life
Proverbs
Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
Proverb
Age
Proverbs
Maturity
The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.
Proverb
Activities
Autos
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Proverbs
Travel
Experience is a comb which nature gives us when we are bald.
Proverb
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Wisdom
Experience
Familiarity breeds contempt; but familiarity breeds!
Proverb
Proverbs
Sex
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Familiarity
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
Proverb
Intelligence
Proverbs
Stupidity
Artificial intelligence
A rolling stone gathers momentum.
Proverb
Proverbs
A rolling stone
Momentum
A clean house is a sign of a misspent life.
Proverb
Activities
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Life
Proverbs
The woman cries before the wedding and the man after.
Proverb
Marriage
Proverbs
The one who snores will fall asleep first.
Proverb
Murphy’s Laws
Proverbs
Situations
Sleep
Snoring
It is not economical to go to bed early to save the candles if the result is twins.
Proverb
Children
Money
Proverbs
Sex
All cats love fish but hate to get their paws wet.
Proverb
Proverbs
If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you’ve never tried before.
Proverb
Miscellaneous
Proverbs
Choice
Evil
One of life’s greatest mysteries is how the boy who wasn’t good enough to marry your daughter can be the father of the smartest grandchild in the world.
Proverb
Children
Family
Marriage
Proverbs
Memory and teeth grow weaker with time.
Proverb
Intelligence
Memory
Proverbs
Tact is the art of making a point without making an enemy.
Proverb
Characteristics
Proverbs
Enemies
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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the Net and he won't bother you for weeks.
Proverb
Food/Drink
Proverbs
Science/Weather
Time
Fish
Internet
The wages of sin is death – but the working conditions are good.
Proverb
Death
Proverbs
Wages of sin
The one who snores will fall asleep first.
Proverb
Murphy’s Laws
Proverbs
Sleep
Snoring
Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
Proverb
Conflict
Proverbs
Violence
If all else fails, try the obvious.
Proverb
Problems
Proverbs
Situations
Obvious
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