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Author: Proverb
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Proverb
Animals
Proverbs
Early bird
A woman is like a cup of tea; you'll never know how strong she is until she boils.
Proverb
Characteristics
People
Women
Strength
Tea
Temper
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
Proverb
Intelligence
Proverbs
Stupidity
Artificial intelligence
Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
Proverb
Beliefs
Proverbs
Depth
Water
If you want something done, ask a busy person.
Proverb
Proverbs
Busy
The grass is always greener on the side that’s watered.
Proverb
Proverbs
Situations
Grass is always greener
lawns
God gives nuts to those who have no teeth.
Proverb
Proverbs
Familiarity breeds contempt; but familiarity breeds!
Proverb
Proverbs
Sex
Breeds
Contempt
Familiarity
Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
Proverb
Conflict
Proverbs
Violence
If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you’ve never tried before.
Proverb
Miscellaneous
Proverbs
Choice
Evil
You can put a coat and tie on a goat, and it’s still a goat.
Proverb
Animals
Appearance
Proverbs
Pigs
Reality
Memory and teeth grow weaker with time.
Proverb
Intelligence
Memory
Proverbs
The one who snores will fall asleep first.
Proverb
Murphy’s Laws
Proverbs
Situations
Sleep
Snoring
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband, while a man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
Proverb
Future
Husbands
Marriage
Proverbs
Time
Wives
Never try to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig.
Proverb
Animals
Characteristics
Proverbs
Futility
Pigs
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the Net and he won't bother you for weeks.
Proverb
Food/Drink
Proverbs
Science/Weather
Time
Fish
Internet
Cat bathing is a martial art.
Proverb
Proverbs
Learn to laugh at yourself, we certainly have.
Proverb
Emotions
Laughter
Proverbs
A rolling stone gathers momentum.
Proverb
Proverbs
A rolling stone
Momentum
Fools rush in and get the best seats.
Proverb
Fools
Proverbs
Seating
A fool and his money are soon partying.
Proverb
Fools
Intelligence
Money
Proverbs
Party
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