Author: Proverb

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

A woman is like a cup of tea; you'll never know how strong she is until she boils.

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

If you want something done, ask a busy person.

The grass is always greener on the side that’s watered.

God gives nuts to those who have no teeth.

Familiarity breeds contempt; but familiarity breeds!

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you’ve never tried before.

You can put a coat and tie on a goat, and it’s still a goat.

Memory and teeth grow weaker with time.

The one who snores will fall asleep first.

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband, while a man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

Never try to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig.

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the Net and he won't bother you for weeks.

Cat bathing is a martial art.

Learn to laugh at yourself, we certainly have.

A rolling stone gathers momentum.

Fools rush in and get the best seats.

A fool and his money are soon partying.