Subject: Appearance » Fat (Page 6)

Every time I breathe, they like, ‘Why you breathing so hard?'…So I can live!


Appearance Fat Self

I would say the world's in terrible shape, but I'm afraid the world would say, 'Look who's talking!'

(1943 – 1974) American singer (Mamas & Papas)
Appearance Body Fat People Places Self World

I always wanted to get into politics, but I was never light enough to make the team.

(1925 – 2007) humorist & columnist
Fat Government Politics

Fat: Energy gone to waist.

Appearance Body Definitions Fat

She is so fat… she can't even jump to conclusions.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

She is so fat… the police told her to break it up.

Appearance Exaggerations Fat

He is so fat… he had his own area code.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

Had double chins all the way down to his stomach.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
Appearance Body Fat Insults

He is so fat… when he gets his shoes shined he has to take the man's word for it.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

He is so fat… I had to take a train and two buses just to get on his good side.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

Muscles come and go; flab lasts.

(1915 – 1977) columnist, writer & actor
Appearance Body Fat

If you're going to dedicate your career to ranting about the excesses of American capitalism, you probably shouldn't weigh 450 pounds.

(1965 – 2010) American stand-up comedian & television personality
Appearance Body Fat

Little things start to change in your life — like your socks start to get tight.

(1953 – ) American comedian & actor
Appearance Body Fat

A recent police study found that you're much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run.

(1953 – ) comedian, political commentator and television & radio personality
Appearance Body Fat Government Law

Outside every thin woman is a fat man trying to get in.

(1928 – ) British journalist, writer & columnist
Appearance Body Fat Men People Sex Women

He's so fat, he can be his own running mate.

(1925 – 2005) television host
Appearance Body Fat Insults

She's so fat… when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

I have to work out like a tri-athlete just to maintain chubby.

comedian
Appearance Body Exercise Fat

Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out; but I can usually shut her up with cookies.

singer & musician
Appearance Body Fat Food/Drink

Alfred Hitchcock: One look at you and I know there's famine in the land.

Shaw’s reply: One look at you, Mr. Hitchcock, and I know who caused it.

(1856 – 1950) Irish playwright & socialist
Appearance Body Fat Insults

He is so fat… people jump over him rather than go around.

Appearance Exaggerations Fat