Subject: Appearance » Fat (Page 6)

I was not a particularly small child; I was the one who always got picked to play Bethlehem in the school play.

(1957 – ) British stand-up comedian
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She is so fat… when you tell her to haul ass, she gotta make two trips.

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As soon as they get married, they all get these big old guts on them; that's not from drinking beer – that's from swallowing pride.

stand-up comedian
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You know you’re getting fat when your socks don’t fit.

(1969 – ) comedian & actor
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He is so fat… he can't even jump to a conclusion.

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Elizabeth Taylor was so fat that whenever she went to London in a red dress, 30 passengers would try to board her.

(1935 – 2014) American comedian, television personality, writer & director
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That's like the Queen Mary losing a deck chair.

(1928 – 2001) American basketball coach
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I ain’t afraid to die fat… that’s my pallbearers’ worry.


Appearance Death Fat

The meal is not over when I'm full – the meal is over when I hate myself.

Louis Szekely (1967 – ) American comedian, writer, actor & director
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You know you're getting fat when you can pinch an inch on your forehead.

comedian
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He is so fat… when he gets his shoes shined he has to take the man's word for it.

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Men who can eat anything they want and not gain weight should do it out of sight of women.

(1953 – ) comedian, dancer & writer
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He is so fat… when he steps on a scale, it reads "one at a time, please."

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A waist is a terrible thing to mind.

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It's all right letting yourself go as long as you can let yourself back.

(1943 – ) English rock singer
Activities Appearance Body Fat Self

When a woman tries on clothing from her closet that feels tight, she will assume she has gained weight; when a man tries something from his closet that feels tight, he will assume the clothing has shrunk.

(1953 – ) comedian, dancer & writer
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If you're going to dedicate your career to ranting about the excesses of American capitalism, you probably shouldn't weigh 450 pounds.

(1965 – 2010) American stand-up comedian & television personality
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He is so fat… in the summer he can sell shade.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

(1903 – 2003) English-born American comedian & actor
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Obesity is really widespread.

Appearance Fat Wordplay

An optimist is a girl who mistakes a bulge for a curve.

(1885 – 1933) columnist & writer
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