Subject: Communication » Wordplay (Page 5)

Propaganda: Baloney disguised as food for thought.

Definitions Wordplay

I am having an out-of-money experience.

Communication Wordplay

Yawn: It’s always dullest just before the yawn.

Definitions Wordplay

I have the brain of a German Shepard and the body of 16-year-old boy… they're both in my car and I want you to see them.

(1956 – ) American stand-up comedian, actor & television ho
Miscellaneous Wordplay

How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Things Wordplay

My piñata costume was a hit with the crowd

Canadian stand-up comedian, actor & writer
Communication Wordplay

Avoid fruit and nuts; you are what you eat.

(1945 –) American cartoonist (Garfield)
Eating Food/Drink Wordplay

Judge: A man in a trying position.

Definitions Wordplay

Antibody: Against everyone.

Definitions Wordplay

Parenthood: Feeding the mouth that bites you.

Definitions Family Parents Wordplay

Snoring: Sheet music.

Definitions Sleep Wordplay

A chrysanthemum by any other name… would be easier to pronounce.

(1945 – ) American actress, film director & producer
Communication TV/Movie Quotes Wordplay

Archaeologist: A person whose career lies in ruins.

Definitions Occupations Wordplay

Parents: People who bear infants, bore teenagers, and board newlyweds.

Definitions Family Parents Wordplay

Oscar night at my house is called Passover.

(1903 – 2003) English-born American comedian & actor
Communication Wordplay

Do Roman paramedics refer to IV’s as ‘4’s’?

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Communication Wordplay

I called that Rape Advice Line earlier today… unfortunately, it’s only for victims.

(1973 – ) English writer & stand-up comedian
Communication Wordplay

The chickens have come home to roast.

(1905 – 1974) radio comedian
Malaprops Wordplay

Out of the mouths of babes comes cereal.

Children Family Wordplay

Abstinence makes the heart go wander.

Sex Wordplay

Tissue: Your daily nosepaper.

Definitions Wordplay