Subject: Education (Page 12)

A self-made man is one who believes in luck and sends his son to Oxford.

(1902 – 1983) Australian novelist & short-story writer
Education Success

Sex doesn’t have to be taught; it’s something most of us are born with.

(1927 – 1997) Am. comedian & satirist notable for mock presidential campaign
School Sex

Absolute Zero: The lowest grade attainable on a test.

Definitions Education School

Christ, seven years of college, down the drain.

(1949 – 1982) American comedian, actor & musician
Education School TV/Movie Quotes

If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.

Education Intelligence Money Murphy’s Laws School Stupidity

If you are given a take-home exam, you will forget where you live.

Education Murphy’s Laws Places School

A diploma only proves that you know how to look up an answer.

David Gerrold (1944 – ) science fiction author
Education School

The only problem with learning by experience is that you get the test before the lesson.


Education Learning

The one course you must take to graduate will not be offered during your last semester.

Education Murphy’s Laws

I never did very well in math – I could never seem to persuade the teacher that I hadn’t meant my answers literally.

(1935 – ) columnist, journalist & novelist
Education School

Everywhere I go I’m asked if I think the university stifles writers; my opinion is that they don’t stifle enough of them.


Communication Education Reading/Writing School

I was thinkin' maybe we should just bomb ourselves so we could upgrade our school system.

(1961 – ) comedian, writer, radio & television personality & blogger
Conflict Education School War

Drugs have taught an entire generation of Americans the metric system.

(1947 – ) author, humorist & satirist
Activities America Drugs Education People

Learning: The kind of ignorance distinguishing the studious.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Communication Definitions Education Language Learning

I could have been a Rhodes Scholar, except for my grades.

(1915 – 1987) American football player and coach
Education

I think I’m really learning a lot from my creative writing classes; the entire experience is just indescribable.

Canadian stand-up comedian, actor & writer
Communication Education Learning Reading/Writing

They say you never forget your first school teacher, I had mine like 4 years in a row… I was dating her by the time I got out of that joint.

American actor & stand-up comedian
Education

It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.

(1879 – 1955) German-born physicist
Education Ideas Intelligence

University: A college with a stadium seating more than sixty thousand.

Definitions Education School

I spent three of the happiest years of my life in the fifth grade.

(1895 – 1964) comedian (wife & partner of George Burns)
Education School TV/Movie Quotes

Going back to school was the best thing I ever done.

Classifieds Education