Subject: Education » School (Page 3)

A diploma only proves that you know how to look up an answer.

David Gerrold (1944 – ) science fiction author
Education School

How can you tell if a Korean broke into your house?… your dog is missing, and your homework is done.

(1962 – ) American television host, actress & comedian
Animals Dogs People School

The more studying you did for the exam, the less sure you are as to which answer they want.

Education Murphy’s Laws School

I had a terrible education… I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Education School

Pocket calculator batteries that have lasted all semester will fail during the math final.

Education Murphy’s Laws School

Son, looks to me like you’re spending too much time on one subject.

college basketball coach
Education School Sports

My recipe for bad grades: don't study.

(1964 – ) American stand-up comedian, actor & voice actor
Education School

I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
Education School

80% of the final exam will be based on the one lecture you missed and the one book you didn't read.

Education Murphy’s Laws School

Our school color was manila.

comedian
Education School

University: A college with a stadium seating more than sixty thousand.

Definitions Education School

I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all over it and put your name at the top.

Education School

Never let your studies interfere with your education.

Education Learning Murphy’s Laws School

Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man's lifetime income… which he then spends sending his son to college.

(1915 – 1977) columnist, writer & actor
Education Money School

When I was recruited at Auburn, they took me to a strip joint; when I saw those titties on Buffy, I knew that Auburn met my academic requirements.

(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality
Basketball Education School Sports

Lecture: A process by which the notes of the professor become the notes of the student, without passing through the minds of either.

Definitions Education School

In school, every period ends with a bell… every sentence ends with a period… every crime ends with a sentence.


Education School

A prerequisite for a desired course will be offered only during the following semester.

Education Murphy’s Laws School

My father wanted me to have all the educational opportunities he never had… so he sent me to a girls school.

(1975 – ) American stand-up comedian & television host
Education Fathers School

When I went to school, sex education was mainly muttered warnings about the janitor.

(1972 – ) Scottish comedian
Education School Sex

He reminds me of the kid in fifth grade who reminded the teacher she forgot to give the homework.

writer & comedian
People School