Subject: Emotions » Happiness (Page 3)

Real happiness is when you marry a girl for love and find out later she has money.

(1928 – 2003) English entertainer
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I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and by then it was too late.

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My grandfather used to make home movies and edit out the joy.

(1947 – ) comedian & actor
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The secret to happiness is short-term, stupid self-interest!

(1955 – ) cartoonist (Calvin and Hobbes)
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The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

(1906 – 1998) English-born American comedian
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I don't mind their having a lot of money, and I don't care how they employ it, but I do think that they damn well ought to admit they enjoy it.

(1902 – 1971) American humorist & poet
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Ecstasy: Happiness with its clothes off.

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I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy: first, let her think she's having her own way, and second, let her have it.

(1908 – 1973) 36th U.S. president
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Happiness is a small and unworthy goal for something as big and fancy as a whole lifetime, and should be taken in small doses.

(1925 – ) columnist & journalist
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Happier than a pig in slop

Emotions Expressions Happiness

Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.

(1917 – 1993) British composer & novelist
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Every man is thoroughly happy twice in his life: just after he has met his first love, and just after he has left his last one.

(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist
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To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost.

(1821 – 1880) French novelist
Emotions Happiness Stupidity

Only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy; one is to let her think she is having her own way, and the other is to let her have it.

Emotions Happiness Marriage Wives

Happiness is… finding two olives in your martini when you’re hungry.

(1925 – 2005) television host
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All happiness depends on a leisurely breakfast.

(1901 – 1970) American journalist & author
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Happy as a frog in God's pocket

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When we are happy we are always good, but when we are good we are not always happy.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
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Money can't buy happiness; it can, however, rent it.

Emotions Happiness Money

Spring is nature's way of saying, 'Let's party!'

(1951 – 2014) comedian & actor
Emotions Happiness

Cheerfulness: The art of concealing your true feelings.

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