Subject: Emotions » Love (Page 3)

Love is so confusing – you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do?… turn out the lights!

(1927 – ) magician & comedy writer

Diane: And everyone knows that hate is not the opposite of love. Indifference is.
Sam: Well, whatever you say. I really don’t care.

(1947) is an American actor, author & producer

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, they’re probably broke.

It's better to have loved and lost than do forty pounds of laundry a week.

(1904 – 1989) Spanish surrealist painter

Love is a matter of chemistry; sex is a matter of physics.

Love doesn't make the world go round; love is what makes the ride worthwhile.

(1908 – 1980) businessman, humorist

Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common sense.

(1876 – 1950) journalist & humorist

Love conquers all things… except poverty and toothache.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

Love is blind… but marriage is the real eye-opener.

A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.

(1923 – 1964) Irish poet, short story writer, novelist & playwright

Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop.

(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist

Love: Two minds without a single thought.

(1896 – 1949) American dramatist

Not with anybody else.

(1942 – ) American boxing champion

Money is not the most important thing in the world, love is… fortunately, I love money.

(1934 – ) comedian

The biggest thing in my life right now is my girlfriend… I love this girl… I know I love her because she told me.

American actor & comedian

Love and eggs are best when they are fresh.

Loving Chicago is like loving a woman with a broken nose.

(1909 – 1981) writer

Many a man who falls in love with a dimple make the mistake of marrying the whole girl.

(1899 – 1995) humorist

Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.

(1956 – ) American cartoonist & author

Love is the only industry which can't operate on a five-day week.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

No matter how love-sick a woman is, she shouldn't take the first pill that comes along.

(1928 – ) American psychologist & advice columnist