Subject: Emotions » Love (Page 3)

The biggest thing in my life right now is my girlfriend… I love this girl… I know I love her because she told me.

American actor & comedian

Love is an obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage.

(1888 – 1973) American pioneer in the study of psychiatry

Wayne Carter: Spring is the time for love.

Flower Belle Lee: What’s the matter with the rest of the year?

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

Love can be sordid only if you work at it.

(1952 – ) cartoonist

Love is what you make it; unfortunately, I can’t make it today, as I have a doctor’s appointment.

(1982 – ) American author

Beware the pull on your heartstrings… it's often the pursestrings that are actually being reached for.

co-founder of website Snopes.com

I can tell if two people are in love by how they hold each other’s hands, and how thick their sanitation gloves are.

(1982 – ) American author

No woman ever falls in love with a man unless she has a better opinion of him than he deserves.

(1853 – 1937) journalist, writer & editor

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.

(1818 – 1885) humorist

Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common sense.

(1876 – 1950) journalist & humorist

Love is the only industry which can't operate on a five-day week.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

If you want to read about love and marriage, you've got to buy two separate books.

(1927 – 2004) American comedian & actor

Nothing spoils the taste of peanut butter like unrequited love.

cartoon character, Peanuts, Charles Schulz (1922 – 2000) cartoonist

To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

(1876 – 1950) journalist & humorist

Jealousy and love are sisters.

Love is so confusing – you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do?… turn out the lights!

(1927 – ) magician & comedy writer

Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.

(1882 – 1942) American actor

Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop.

(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist

Love goes out the door when money comes innuendo.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

The voice of love seemed to call me… but it was a wrong number.

(1881 – 1975) English writer & humorist

If loving someone is putting them in a straitjacket and kicking them down a flight of stairs, then yes, I have loved a few people.

(1982 – ) American author