Subject: Expressions (Page 3)

Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's rainin'!

Characteristics Expressions Honesty

He's too lazy to scratch his own ass.

Characteristics Expressions

She looks better goin than comin!

Appearance Body Expressions Ugly

She could eat an apple through a picket fence.

Appearance Expressions

Queer as a three dollar bill.

Expressions

She makes pancakes so thin they’ve got just one side to them.

Expressions Food/Drink Frugal Money

Jesus loves him, but he is the only one.

Expressions

… since God's dog was a pup

Expressions Past Time

He’s so skinny, his pants had only one back pocket.

Appearance Body Expressions

Quit spitting on the handle and get to hoeing.

Expressions Work

She's so skinny, she has to run around in the shower to get wet.

Appearance Body Expressions

She’s so big, it takes two men and a boy just to look at her.

Appearance Body Expressions Fat

He couldn’t pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were written on the heel.

Expressions Intelligence Stupidity

Why buy the cow when you get the milk for free?

Expressions Marriage

So short he has to stand on a box to kick a duck in the ass.

Appearance Body Expressions

He’d gripe with a ham under each arm.

Expressions

He was lookin' at me like a country mule lookin at a freight train.

Expressions

They live so deep in the woods they kept possums as yard dogs.

Animals Expressions Places Situations

He’s so mean, he’d bite himself.

Characteristics Expressions

Couldn't scratch his ass if he had a tiger in both hands.

Expressions Intelligence Stupidity

Nigher

Expressions