Subject: Expressions (Page 3)

He could sell ice to an Eskimo.

We were so poor we had to eat dough for breakfast and sit out in the sun for lunch!

You could start an argument in an empty house.

Smilin’ like a goat in a briarpatch

Stompin’ grounds

The new asphalt is like putting a tuxedo on a rattlesnake.

American auto racer

Harder’n baptizing a cat.

I’ll be on him like a wild dog on a ham.

She’s a tall drink of water.

He couldn’t grow pole beans in a pile of horse shit.

Nervous as a hound pissing peach pits

Quit spitting on the handle and get to hoeing.

Happier than a pig in slop

So windy he could blow up an onion sack.

He's grinning like a mule eating briars.

Doesn't take too many of those to make a dozen.

Hotter than a depot stove

She’s so big, it takes two men and a boy just to look at her.

As useless as a pocket on a cow

He’s so ugly his mother had to borrow a baby to take to church.

She has got 10 foot pole marks all over her.