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He could sell ice to an Eskimo.
Country expression
Characteristics
Expressions
Convincing
Persuasive
We were so poor we had to eat dough for breakfast and sit out in the sun for lunch!
Anonymous
Eating
Expressions
Food/Drink
Money
Poverty
Hungry
You could start an argument in an empty house.
Anonymous
Characteristics
Expressions
Argumentative
Smilin’ like a goat in a briarpatch
Anonymous
Appearance
Expressions
Grinning
Smiling
Stompin’ grounds
Expression
Expressions
Familiar areas
The new asphalt is like putting a tuxedo on a rattlesnake.
Buddy Baker
American auto racer
Auto racing
Expressions
Sports
On a newly re-paved Darlington Raceway
Harder’n baptizing a cat.
Anonymous
Expressions
Difficult
I’ll be on him like a wild dog on a ham.
Anonymous
Expressions
A threat
She’s a tall drink of water.
Anonymous
Appearance
Body
Expressions
Tall
Thin
He couldn’t grow pole beans in a pile of horse shit.
Anonymous
Expressions
Fools
Intelligence
Stupidity
Nervous as a hound pissing peach pits
Anonymous
Emotions
Expressions
Nervous
Quit spitting on the handle and get to hoeing.
Anonymous
Expressions
Work
Happier than a pig in slop
Anonymous
Emotions
Expressions
Happiness
So windy he could blow up an onion sack.
Anonymous
Communication
Exaggerations
Expressions
Speech
Talkative
He's grinning like a mule eating briars.
Anonymous
Appearance
Emotions
Expressions
Happiness
Smiling
Doesn't take too many of those to make a dozen.
Country expression
Expressions
Said of something very large
Size
Hotter than a depot stove
Anonymous
Expressions
Science/Weather
Heat
Temperature
She’s so big, it takes two men and a boy just to look at her.
Anonymous
Appearance
Body
Expressions
Fat
As useless as a pocket on a cow
Anonymous
Expressions
Useless
He’s so ugly his mother had to borrow a baby to take to church.
Anonymous
Appearance
Expressions
Ugly
She has got 10 foot pole marks all over her.
Anonymous
Appearance
Expressions
Ugly
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