Subject: Marriage » Husbands (Page 3)

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

(1908 – 2002) comedian, radio & television actor
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Husbands are like fires – they go out when unattended.

(1917 – 2016) Hungarian-born American actress
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Why do men die before their wives? … Could it be because they want to?

(1967 – ) English comedian
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Husband: A person who is the boss of his house and has his wife’s permission to say so.

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Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases.

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Husbands should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable.

(1942 – 1999) American actress
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When in the course of human affairs – your spouse always finds out.

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Most women use more brains picking a horse in the third at Belmont than they do picking a husband.

(1924 – 2014) American actress & model
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Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to do… but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did.

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You take a normal guy, give him a wife, give them time, and you've got AN IDIOT!

(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality
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The tragedy of marriage is that while all women marry thinking that their man will change, all men marry believing their wife will never change.

(1929 – ) British military historian, cook book writer & novelist
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
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A good husband is healthy and absent.

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Men think monogamy is something you make dining tables out of.

(1958 – ) Australian author
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Before we make love, my husband takes a painkiller.

(1935 – 2014) American comedian, television personality, writer & director
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Never tell a secret to a bride or a groom; wait until they have been married longer.

(1853 – 1937) journalist, writer & editor
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Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love, though I'd stepped in it a few times.

(1953 – ) comedian, dancer & writer
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My grandmother buried three husbands… and two of them were only napping.

(1953 – ) comedian, dancer & writer
Death Husbands Marriage Relationships

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend; a successful woman is one who can find such a man.

(1921 – 1995) American actress
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You might be a redneck if… you work with a shirt off… and so does your husband.

(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality
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No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.

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