Subject: People (Page 101)

I know what the public want because I am one of them.

(1906 – 1998) Russian-born English film producer & media mogul
Entertainment Film People Television

Friend: A good friend is like a good bra… hard to find, supportive, comfortable, and always close to your heart.

Definitions Friends People

I’m not a fighter, I’m a bleeder.

(1971 – ) Irish comedian, actor & writer
Conflict Fights Self

Acquaintance: A person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not well enough to lend to.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Communication Definitions Individuals Language Money

A man with two perfectly good legs who has never learned to walk.

(1882 – 1945) 32nd U.S. president
Definitions People

Things are gradually falling into place on top of me.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Problems Self

When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out the bad ones you did do – well, that's Memoirs.

(1879 – 1935) humorist & social commentator
Characteristics Past Reading/Writing Self

I was so unpopular as a kid, Dale Carnegie once hit me in the mouth.

(1924 – 1987) American stand-up ‘deadpan’ comedian and actor
Characteristics Insults People

A paranoid is someone who knows a little of what's going on.

(1914 – 1997) American writer & painter
People

A face like a wedding cake left out in the rain.

Appearance People

At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.

Murphy’s Laws People

And now, I’m pleased to introduce the star of the film Gladiator, and a man I like to call a close, personal friend, but he told me not to…

(1945 – ) comedian, actor, writer, playwright & musician
Friends People

There is always one more son of a bitch than you counted on.

Murphy’s Laws People Situations

Gentleman: A man who remembers a woman’s birthday but forgets her age.

Definitions Men People

Are Women Human?

Book Titles People Women

Friendship is not possible between two women, one of whom is very well dressed.

(1944 – 1992) American author
Appearance Clothing Friends People Women

Confucius say… men are like bike helmets… they are handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.

Confucius say Men People

Only the mediocre are always at their best.

(1882 – 1944) French novelist, essayist, diplomat & playwright
People

We may never know exactly how much others know about us, but we can always suspect it.

People Self

If [the weather] didn’t change once in a while, nine out of ten people couldn’t start a conversation.

(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
Communication Conversation People Science/Weather Speech

High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead.

(1890 – 1957) author & journalist
Appearance Body Clothing Women