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Subject:
Success
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It is common sense to take a method and try it… if it fails, admit it frankly and try another; but above all, try something.
Franklin D. Roosevelt
(1882 – 1945) 32nd U.S. president
Beliefs
Success
She said I was afraid of success, which may in fact be true, because I have a feeling that fufilling my potential would really cut into my sittin' around time.
Maria Bamford
(1970 – ) American stand-up comedian & voice actor
Success
Success in almost any field depends more on energy and drive than it does on intelligence; this explains why we have so many stupid leaders.
Sloan Wilson
(1920 – 2003) American writer
Intelligence
Success
Leaders
When you're hot, you're hot; when you're not, you're not.
Flip Wilson
(1933 – 1998) comedian & actor
Characteristics
Success
A success has many fathers, a failure is an orphan.
Polish proverb
Success
If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.
Quentin Crisp
(1908 – 1999) English writer
Failure
Problems
Success
Give me a couple of years, and I’ll make that actress an overnight success.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Success
Time
Overnight success
Oxymorons
Nobody loves a winner who wins all the time.
Henry's Quirk of Human Nature
Success
Winners
Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire public relations officers.
Daniel J. Boorstin
(1914 – ) historian
Communication
Success
Birth
Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
Mark Twain
Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
Conflict
Eating
Fights
Food/Drink
Life
Success
The Hollywood tradition I like best is called "sucking up to the stars."
Johnny Carson
(1925 – 2005) television host
Hollywood
Places
Success
Celebrity
Tradition
He’s like the first guy, like, from my reading level, you know — the first guy, like, from my math class to finally go out and do something!
Bill Burr
(1968 – ) American stand-up comedian
Education
Success
George W. Bush
Peers
All you need is ignorance and confidence and the success is sure.
Mark Twain
Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
Intelligence
Success
Confidence
Ignorance
Success is not the result of spontaneous combustion; you must first set yourself on fire.
Fred Shero
(1925 – 1990) Canadian hockey player, coach & general manager
Hockey
Sports
Success
Enthusiasm
After a fellow gets famous it doesn’t take long for someone to bob up that used to sit by him in school.
Frank ‘Kin’ Hubbard
(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
Success
Fame
Blessed is he who talks in circles, for he shall become a big wheel.
Frank Dane
(1902 – 1963) Danish actor
Communication
Speech
Success
Ability is what will get you to the top if the boss has no daughter.
Anonymous
Success
Work
Ability
All my life affection has been showered on me, and every forward step I have made has been taken in spite of it.
George Bernard Shaw
(1856 – 1950) Irish playwright & socialist
People
Self
Success
Affection
The only thing that keeps this organization from being recognized as one of the finest in baseball is wins and losses at the major league level.
Chuck Lamar
professional baseball player & executive
Misspokements
Sports
Success
Authors want their names down in history; I want to keep the smoke coming out of the chimney.
Mickey Spillane
(1918 – 2006) American writer
Money
Success
Work
Celebrity
The only winner in the War of 1812 was Tchaikovsky.
Solomon Short
David Gerrold (1944 – ) science fiction author
Entertainment
Music
Success
Tchaikovsky
War of 1812
Winners
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