Subject: Time (Page 16)

Those who live closest arrive latest.

Activities Murphy’s Laws Time Travel

Health is the thing that makes you feel that now is the best time of the year.

(1881 – 1960) American columnist
Health Time

The time spent on any item of the agenda will be in inverse proportion to the sum involved.

Murphy’s Laws Time

We’ve been through so much together, and most of it was your fault.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist
Insults Life Past

My watch is three hours fast, and I can’t fix it… so I’m going to move to New York.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Things Time

Candy, is dandy, but liquor, is quicker.

(1902 – 1971) American humorist & poet
Alcohol Food/Drink Sex Time

Any event, once it has occurred, can be made to appear inevitable by a competent historian.

Murphy’s Laws Situations Time

My secret to staying young… having no sense of time.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Age Time Young

It ain't often that a man's reputation outlasts his money.

(1818 – 1885) humorist
Money Time

So many men, so little time.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol
Men People Time

People who get nostalgic about childhood were obviously never children.

(1955 – ) cartoonist (Calvin and Hobbes)
Age Children Family Past Young

Historical fancy is more persistent than historical fact.

History Murphy’s Laws

Tradition is what you resort to when you don’t have the time or the money to do it right.

(1905 – 1988) Austrian-born American conductor
Money Situations Time

I’ve been on a diet for two weeks and all I’ve lost is two weeks.

(1930 – 1978) American comedian
Eating Food/Drink Time

Destiny: A tyrant’s authority for crime and a fool’s excuse for failure.

Definitions Future Time

Seems like only a year ago they were married nine years!

(1905 – 1974) radio comedian
Marriage Time

He who hesitates is a damn fool.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol
Characteristics Time

If you play with anything long enough, it will break.

Murphy’s Laws Things Time

If you wait, it will go away.

Murphy’s Laws Time

Some people can stay longer in an hour than others can in a week.

(1837 – 1920) American author
Insults People Relationships Time

Give me a couple of years, and I’ll make that actress an overnight success.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Success Time