Subject: Time (Page 17)

On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.

(1962 – ) writer & journalist
Death People Time

History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives.

(1915 – 2002) Israeli diplomat & politician
Government History People Time

I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier they wouldn’t have to go so fast.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Sports Time

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.

(1803 – 1869) French Romantic composer
Education Life Time

Health is the thing that makes you feel that now is the best time of the year.

(1881 – 1960) American columnist
Health Time

A very short one.

(1875 – 1997) French, 120 year old woman
Age Future Time

I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era when so many things were going so right for so many of the wrong persons.

(1902 – 1971) American humorist & poet
People Situations Time

Trivial matters are handled promptly; important matters are never resolved.

Murphy’s Laws Time

What Orwell failed to predict was that we’d buy the cameras ourselves… and that our biggest fear would be that nobody was watching.

Future Science/Weather Time

Life is too short to stuff a mushroom.

(1932 – ) British novelist & journalist
Cooking Food/Drink Life Time

Historical fancy is more persistent than historical fact.

History Murphy’s Laws

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.

(1856 – 1950) Irish playwright & socialist
Dance Family Past Relationships Situations Things Time

If I’m not back in five minutes… just wait longer.

(1962 – ) Canadian-American actor & comedian
Time TV/Movie Quotes

A day without sunshine is like… well, night.

Situations Time

Sex: The thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

(1882 – 1942) American actor
Problems Sex Time

I’m going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes.

Misspokements Sports Time

Time’s fun when you're having flies.

(1936 – 1990) cartoonist, screenwriter, director & creator of the Muppets
Time TV/Movie Quotes

Vacation: Two weeks on the sunny sands – and the rest of the year on the financial rocks.

(1920 – 2001) American writer & humorist
Activities Money Places Time

The ratio of time involved in work to time available for work is usually about 0.6.

Murphy’s Laws Time Work

Eternity is really long, especially near the end.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Time

Some people can stay longer in an hour than others can in a week.

(1837 – 1920) American author
Insults People Relationships Time