Subject: Time (Page 19)

It is only possible to live happily ever after on a day to day basis.

(1950 – ) American science fiction writer, & publisher

She was old too, when she went to school they didn’t have history.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor

I’ve been in the twilight of my career longer than most people have had a career.

(1956 – ) Czech American tennis player

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.

Year: A period of three hundred and sixty-five disappointments.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

Events in the past may be roughly divided into those which probably never happened and those which do not matter.

(1860 – 1954) English author, Anglican priest, professor & dean

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the Net and he won't bother you for weeks.

I don’t like to look back in retrospect.

professional football player

There was three minutes to go about two minutes ago.

English football player & manager

History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives.

Those who learn nothing from history are condemned to rewrite it.

(1927 – ) Canadian-born American comedian & actor

Absolutum obsoletum – If it works, it’s out of date.

The critical period of matrimony is breakfast time.

(1890 – 1971) English humorist, novelist & playwright

In terms of timetables, as quickly as possible – whatever that means.

(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president

I know I'm drinking myself to a slow death, but then I'm in no hurry.

(1889 – 1945) actor, author & humorist

No matter what time your guests arrive, pretend they’re early, so naturally you’re not ready.

(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress

Remember, today could just as easily be the LAST day of the rest of your life.

David Gerrold (1944 – ) science fiction author

Cheese – milk's leap toward immortality.

(1904 – 1999) author, editor, radio host

Year: The exact length of time that will pass from the day you get married to the day you forget your first anniversary.

A stopped clock is correct twice a day, but a sundial can be used to stab someone, even at nighttime.

Anyone who believes you can't change history has never tried to write his memoirs.

(1886 – 1973) Israeli prime minister