Subject: Time (Page 2)

Some have greatness thrust upon them, but not lately.

(1902 – 1963) Danish actor
People Success Time

Why do they collect garbage at 5 a.m.; it’s garbage… it’s not going to go bad again.

(1965 – ) American stand-up comedian & television host
Situations Time

Even if a farmer intends to loaf, he gets up in time to get an early start.

(1853 – 1937) journalist, writer & editor
Time

No matter what time your guests arrive, pretend they’re early, so naturally you’re not ready.

(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress
People Time

The future will be better tomorrow.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Communication Future Misspokements Speech

I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
Places Time

Time is a waste of money.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Money Time

The girl with a future avoids a man with a past.

(1899 – 1995) humorist
Future Men Past People Time Women

So many men, so little time.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol
Men People Time

Father’s Day: The annual day in June set aside so merchants can get rid of their leftover Christmas ties and shaving lotion.

Definitions Time

Money still talks these days… trouble is, you have to increase the volume alot!

fictional mascot and cover boy of Mad, an American humor magazine
Death Money Time

Eternity's a terrible thought… I mean, where's it all going to end?

(1937 – ) British playwright & screenwriter
Time

Four years ago… no, it was yesterday.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Time

Better late than… pregnant.

Proverbs Situations Time

Up at the crank of dawn.

(1905 – 1974) radio comedian
Malaprops Time

Eternity is really long, especially near the end.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Time

So what if I can’t spell Armaggedon? … it’s not the end of the world.

Canadian stand-up comedian, actor & writer
Communication Language Time

When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out the bad ones you did do – well, that's Memoirs.

(1879 – 1935) humorist & social commentator
Characteristics Past Reading/Writing Self

Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.

(1769 – 1821) French general & politician
Time

In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.

(1953 – ) comedian, dancer & writer
Food/Drink Hollywood Marriage Time

She was old too, when she went to school they didn’t have history.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
Age Education History Old School Time