Subject: Work (Page 22)

Executive: A person who can take two hours for lunch without anybody missing him.

Definitions Occupations

If not controlled, work will flow to the competent man until he submerges.

Murphy’s Laws People Problems Work

My husband always felt that a marriage and career don't mix’ that's why he's never worked.

(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress
Husbands Marriage Work

Every employee begins at his level of competence.

Murphy’s Laws Work

If not controlled, work will flow to the competent man until he submerges.

Murphy’s Laws Work

The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working when you get up in the morning, and doesn't stop until you get into office.

(1874 – 1963) American poet
Government Intelligence Work

A man can do more than he thinks he can, but he usually does less than he thinks he does.

Work

I don’t want to live on in my work, I want to live on in my apartment.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Life Work

First of all, I choose the great [roles], and if none of these come, I choose the mediocre ones, and if they don't come, I choose the ones that pay the rent.

(1933 – ) English actor
Acting Entertainment Film Work

The speed of exit of a civil servant is directly proportional to the quality of his service.

Murphy’s Laws Science/Weather Work

Growing up, all I wanted was a racecar bed, but by parents refused to get me one.. but now that I’m doing comedy, I get to sleep in a real car.

American comedian
Occupations Work

Author: A writer with connections in the publishing industry.

(1950 – ) American author, satirist, webmaster & copywriter
Definitions Occupations Work

A pin has as much head as some authors and a good deal more point.

(1802 – 1870) American writer & editor
Communication Occupations Reading/Writing Work

When properly administered, vacations do not diminish productivity: for every week you're away and get nothing done, there's another week when your boss is away and you get twice as much done.

Murphy’s Laws Work

Gourmet: A food fetishist.

Cooking Definitions Food/Drink Occupations

It's a recession when your neighbor loses his job: it's a depression when you lose yours.

(1884 – 1972) 33rd U.S. president
Work

Retirement: The time of life when you stop lying about your age and start lying about the house.

Definitions Time Work

The job that pays the most will be offered when there is no time to deliver the services.

Murphy’s Laws Work

Job: A state of employment everyone wants but few look forward to on a Monday morning.

(1950 – ) American author, satirist, webmaster & copywriter
Definitions Work

Union: A dues-paying club workers wield to strike management.

Definitions Work

Disc Jockey: A guy who lives on spins and needles.

Definitions Occupations