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Cabinet Maker: Counter fitter.

Definitions Occupations

Whoa!: A brake for horses.

Animals Definitions

Fobia: The fear of misspelled words.

Communication Definitions Reading/Writing

It's all Greek to a blind horse.

Mixed metaphors

“I’m on social security,” said Tom dolefully.

Tom Swifties

Get a new car for your spouse; it’ll be a great trade!

Autos Marriage Things

Intelligent conversationalist: One who nods his head in agreement while you’re talking.

Communication Conversation Definitions Intelligence Speech

“Lights, camera, action!” Tom said directly.

Tom Swifties

Are you getting the jest of this?

Malaprops

“I couldn’t believe there were 527,986 bees in the swarm!” Tom recounted.

Tom Swifties

Beware of the half truth… you may have gotten hold of the wrong half.

Beliefs Honesty Truth

Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

People

Communism: Liberation of the people from the burdens of liberty.

Definitions Government

The success of any venture will be helped by prayer, even in the wrong denomination.

Beliefs Murphy’s Laws Success

Chastity: Perhaps the most peculiar of all sexual aberrations.

Definitions Sex

Is this a whole nother bucket of worms?

Mixed metaphors

Race Track: Where thousands of people can get taken for a ride on the same horse.

Definitions

Why is abbreviation such a long word?

Communication Language

“I’m on the green,” Tom lied.

Tom Swifties

Anatomy: The belly of a very small insect.

Definitions Wordplay

They're in the trenches; they're on the horse and they're riding it.

Mixed metaphors