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Easy: Used to describe a woman who has the sexual morals of a man.

Definitions People Sex Women

A sound mind and a sound body go hand in hand.

Mixed metaphors

Petting: The study of anatomy in braille.

Definitions Sex

Always yield to temptation, because it may not pass your way again.

Characteristics

Well, thats as clear as a bull in a china shop.

Mixed metaphors

Sex Education: Sermon on the mount.

Definitions Sex Wordplay

They live in a two-storage house.

Malaprops

Leftovers: Repast history.

Definitions Food/Drink

We were the country that has more food to eat than any other country in the world, and with more diets to keep us from eating it.

Food/Drink Places

A journey of a thousand miles keeps the doctor away.

Mixed metaphors

If you put his brain in a gnat's butt, it would fly backwards.

Miscellaneous

Life is too short to drink cheap beer.

Alcohol Food/Drink Life

The degree of technical competence is inversely proportional to the level of management.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

Cannibal: Someone who is fed up with people.

Definitions

Never believe anything until it's been officially denied.

Beliefs Communication

Always be on the lookout for conspicuousness.

Misspokements

Fishing: A jerk at one end of the line waiting for a jerk at the other end.

Activities Definitions

“The roof is about to collapse”, Tom upheld.

Tom Swifties

“I am so one of the seven dwarfs!” he said grumpily.

Tom Swifties

You’re prettier than a spotted heifer in a pansy patch!

Appearance Expressions

Kids… I like kids, but I couldn’t eat a whole one.

Age Children Family Travel