Subject: Appearance » Body (Page 5)

He is so fat… when he ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.

She has breasts of granite and a mind like a Gruyere cheese.

(1906 – 2002) Austrian journalist, filmmaker, screenwriter & producer

If she wasn’t so skinny, she’d be considered thin.

(1897 – 1960) Russian-born American film director, actor & producer

Reducing: Wishful shrinking.

How easy for those who do not bulge to not overindulge!

(1902 – 1971) American humorist & poet

You know your girlfriend is getting fat when she can fit into your wife's clothes.

(1964 – ) American stand-up comedian

Lester: If you play your cards right, you could have my body.

Halley Reed: Wouldn’t you rather leave it to science?

(1945 – ) American model, activist & actress

I think women who think size doesn't matter are shallow.

Canadian stand-up comedian, actor & writer

I was not a particularly small child; I was the one who always got picked to play Bethlehem in the school nativity.

(1957 – ) British stand-up comedian

It's hard to feel fit as a fiddle when you're shaped like a cello.

American basketball coach & executive

When it comes to eating, you can sometimes help yourself more by helping yourself less.

(1906 – 1989) American poet & author

On the other hand… you have different fingers.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

I've only got one wrinkle and I'm sitting on it.

(1875 – 1997) French, 120 year old woman

Blondes make the best victims; they're like virgin snow that shows up the bloody footprints.

(1899 – 1980) English filmmaker & producer

I don’t want to lose weight; my tongue and my taste buds are the only friends I got.

American stand-up comedian

A bag of tattooed bones in a sequined slingshot.

Richard Blackwell (1922 – 2008) fashion critic, journalist, & designer

Elly has more curves than a goat-path.

(1908 – 2003) American actor & dancer

There's one thing about baldness; it's neat.

(1889 – 1966) American humorist, writer, illustrator & cartoonist

I don't know if you've ever lived with a pregnant woman before, but the whole time she's pregnant, she's walking around the house like, 'Oh my God, I gained 45 extra pounds, I sweat when I eat, and I vomit every morning,' and I'm like, 'No kidding…

stand-up comedian

So skinny she’d have to stand up twice to make a shadow.

Two heads are better than one… unless they're on the same body.

(1885 –1974) American cartoonist, humor writer & radio personality