Subject: Appearance (Page 25)

He has become the oldest living cute boy in the world.

(1953 – ) American author, journalist & opinion columnist
Age Appearance Insults Old

A woman is as young as her knees.

(1934 – ) British fashion designer
Age Appearance Body Women

The guy that designed girls’ volleyball uniforms definitely never had daughters.

(1970 – ) American actor, producer & stand up comedian
Appearance Clothing Sports

She not only kept her lovely figure, she’s added so much to it.

(1927 – 1987) actor, dancer, choreographer, director, screenwriter & director
Appearance Body Insults

Liposuction: A surgical procedure from which the patient emerges significantly lighter in both pounds and dollars.

Appearance Body Definitions Health

My husband said ‘Show me your boobs.’ and I had to pull up my skirt… so it was time to get them done!

(1946 – ) singer, songwriter, author & actress
Appearance Body

So crosseyed, she could look at her own head.

Appearance Expressions

Silicone Treatment: The bust that money can buy.

Appearance Body Definitions

He looks like a bag of antlers.

Appearance Body Expressions

Armor: The kind of clothing worn by a man whose tailor is a blacksmith.

Clothing Definitions

I told my wife that there was a chance that radiation might hurt my reproductive organs, but she said in her opinion it’s a small price to pay.

(1925 – 2005) television host
Appearance Body

She is so fat… her favorite meal is seconds.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

Does this sign make my butt look fat?

Appearance Body Fat

Dressing a baby is like putting an octopus into a string bag, making sure none of the arms hang out.

(1951 – ) British writer
Appearance Children Clothing Family Situations

She is so thin… she doesn’t cast a shadow.

Appearance Body Exaggerations

My mom took me to a dog show and I won!!

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
Animals Appearance Dogs People Self

So what if they're taller? We'll play big.

college basketball coach
Appearance Basketball Body Sports

I wear my heart on my sleeve… I wear my liver on my pant leg.


Appearance Body Characteristics Emotions Situations

Figures Show It: Americans Putting On Those Pounds

Appearance Body Headlines

Common looking people are the best in the world: that is the reason the Lord makes so many of them.

(1809 – 1865) 16th U.S. president
Appearance People

A figure with curves always offers a lot of interesting angles.

Appearance Body People Women