Subject: Appearance » Ugly (Page 2)

He is so ugly… when he throws a boomerang it won’t come back.

Appearance Exaggerations Ugly

If the shoe fits, it’s ugly.

Clothing Murphy’s Laws Ugly

He's got a face like the north end of a south bound cow.

Appearance Expressions Ugly

She looks better goin than comin!

Appearance Body Expressions Ugly

I’m callin’ you ugly, I could stick yo face in some dough and make some gorilla cookies.

(1922 – 1991) American comedian
Appearance TV/Movie Quotes Ugly

When I answer the door the kids hand ME candy.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
Appearance Self Situations Ugly

No one is as ugly as their passport photo.

Appearance Murphy’s Laws Ugly

I’m a character actor, which is a polite way of saying ‘ugly.’

(1966 – ) American stand-up comedian & actor
Appearance Occupations Ugly Work

He is so ugly… he has to sneak up on his mirror.

Appearance Exaggerations Ugly

He had better get married soon, because he's getting uglier every day!

Canadian hockey player
Appearance Hockey Sports Ugly

She is so ugly… when she was born, the doctor slapped the wrong end.

Appearance Exaggerations Ugly

I knew a girl so ugly, I took her to the top of the Empire State building and planes started to attack her.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
Appearance Body Ugly

She has a face like a saint – a St. Bernard!

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
Animals Appearance Dogs Ugly

Last week I stated that this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen… I have since been visited by her sister and now wish to withdraw that statement.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
Appearance Ugly

I told my psychiatrist I keep thinking I’m ugly and he told me to lay on the couch… face down!

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
Appearance Doctors Health Ugly

The baby is fine; the only problem is that he looks like Edward G. Robinson.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Appearance Insults Relationships Ugly

He is so ugly… the psychiatrist makes him lie face down.

Appearance Exaggerations Ugly

Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
TV/Movie Quotes Ugly

She has got 10 foot pole marks all over her.

Appearance Expressions Ugly

Aunt Esther: My body was blessed by Mother Nature, honey.

Fred: And as you got older, it was cursed by Father Time.

(1922 – 1991) American comedian
Appearance TV/Movie Quotes Ugly

I'd hire her to haunt a house!

Appearance Miscellaneous Ugly