Subject: Education (Page 4)

Collegians Are Turning To Vegetables

Headlines School

The more studying you did for the exam, the less sure you are as to which answer they want.

Education Murphy’s Laws School

Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Education Misspokements Occupations

Learning: The kind of ignorance distinguishing the studious.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Communication Definitions Education Language Learning

A school without football is in danger of deteriorating into a medieval study hall.

American basketball coach & executive
Education Football School Sports

If I drop out of school, where am I gonna find drugs?

Palestinian/American comedian
Activities Drugs School Situations

If what you don't know can't hurt you, she's practically invulnerable.

Education Insults

Teacher: A person who swore she would starve before teaching, and who has been doing both ever since.

Definitions Education

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawnmower, snowblower or vacuum cleaner.

Age Children Family Learning

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education he may steal the whole railroad.

(1858 – 1919) 26th U.S. president
Conflict Crime Education

Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your mouth is moving.

Communication Education Learning Speech

I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner.

(1923 – 1966) stand-up comedian, writer, social critic & satirist
Education School

Teaching wasn’t that bad – except for the kids.

comedian
Children Education

Graduate School: The place where a young scholar goes off his Dad’s payroll – and on to his wife’s.

Definitions Education School

Christ, seven years of college, down the drain.

(1949 – 1982) American comedian, actor & musician
Education School TV/Movie Quotes

Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.

(1926 – ) newspaper columnist
Computers Dogs School Things

Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Beliefs Education

What men learn from history is that men do not learn from history.

Education History Learning Murphy’s Laws People Time

Describing her first day back in grade school after a long absence, a teacher said, it was like trying to hold 35 corks under water at the same time.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
Education School

A prerequisite for a desired course will be offered only during the following semester.

Education Murphy’s Laws School

Education consists mainly in what we have unlearned.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
Education Learning