Subject: Emotions (Page 18)

We have nothing to fear but fear itself… and of course the boogieman.

(1927 – 1997) Am. comedian & satirist notable for mock presidential campaign

Nervous as a hound pissing peach pits

The look of love wears a blindfold and smells like the trunk of my car.

(1982 – ) American author

He's like, 'Caroline, you've got a cavity,' and I'm like, 'I know – and I'd like you to fill it.'

(1964 – ) Canadian stand-up comedian, actress & television host

I moved to New York for my health; I’m paranoid, and New York was the only place where my fears were justified.

Sense Of Humor: Being able to laugh at your friends’ misfortunes.

This makes me so sore it gets my dandruff up.

(1879 – 1974) film producer

Whatever happened to the good old days when kids was scared to death of their parents?

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

What the world really needs is more love and less paperwork.

(1918 – 1990) American actress & singer

As my mom has said, when one person is unhappy, it usually means two people are unhappy but that one has not come to terms with it yet.

(1979 – ) American actress, comedian & writer

I don't like to be out of my comfort zone, which is about a half an inch wide.

(1947 – ) American comedian, writer, actor & television producer

It was a very heart-rendering story.

I remember what I was doing the first time I told someone I loved them… I was lying to get sex.

(1972 – ) Anglo-Irish comedian, writer & actor

It isn’t necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

I’ve lost my will to suffer.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

He who laughs first, laughs last… if nobody laughs in the middle.

The quickest way to a man's heart really is through his stomach, because then you don't have to chop through that pesky rib cage.

(1980 – ) cartoonist

Once a woman has given you her heart you can never get rid of the rest of her body.

(1664 – 1726) English architect & dramatist

Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.

(1874 – 1963) American poet

It's better to have loved and lost, then have to live with that bitch for the rest of my life.

comedian

In the race for love, I was scratched.