Subject: Expressions (Page 5)

Ornery as an old pine knot

Expressions

I’ll be on him like a wild dog on a ham.

Expressions

Ugly as a moose chewin ice

Appearance Expressions Ugly

Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's rainin'!

Characteristics Expressions Honesty

He’s so lazy he wouldn’t work in a pie factory.

Characteristics Expressions Work

He’s too stingy to give you the time of day.

Expressions Frugal Money

Couldn’t find his rear with his hands in his back pockets

Expressions Fools Intelligence Stupidity

Don't corner something that is meaner than you.

Expressions Situations

Hotter than a depot stove

Expressions Science/Weather

Deep pockets… short arms

Expressions

So skinny she’d have to stand up twice to make a shadow.

Appearance Body Expressions

She's not wearing enough clothes to flag a hand car.

Appearance Clothing Expressions

He breathes through his nose to keep from wearing out his teeth.

Expressions Frugal

She's so skinny, she has to run around in the shower to get wet.

Appearance Body Expressions

You could just charm the dew off of a honey suckle.

Expressions

He was grinnin like a possum eatin a sweet tater.

Expressions

I wouldn’t speak to her if I met her in hell and she was carrying ice.

Expressions Insults Opinion

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the rider.

Expressions Food/Drink

He’s so mean, he’d bite himself.

Characteristics Expressions

The new asphalt is like putting a tuxedo on a rattlesnake.

American auto racer
Auto racing Expressions Sports

He goes to church on Sunday, steals chickens on Monday.

Beliefs Expressions Honesty