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My doctor is wonderful; once, when I couldn’t afford an operation, he touched up the X-rays.

(1918 – 2007) American entertainer, actor & television host
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A rule of thumb in the matter of medical advice is to take everything any doctor says with a grain of aspirin.


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He’s a fool that makes his doctor his heir.

(1706 – 1790) American statesman, author, scientist & inventor
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Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

(1927 – 1996) columnist & humorist
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The doctor says he has to amputate all of me.

comedian
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The doctor is to be feared more than the disease.

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Columnist Gets Urologist In Trouble With His Peers

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God heals and the doctor takes the fee.

(1706 – 1790) American statesman, author, scientist & inventor
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He is a servant of humanity… who had done really brilliant work in isolating fees.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
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Dermatologist: Person who makes rash judgments.

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A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.

(1953 – ) American comedian, writer & actor
Doctors Men

If a patient dies, the doctor killed him, but if he gets well, the saints have saved him.

Doctors Health Proverbs

I went to a doctor, and all he did is suck blood from my neck; don't go see Dr. Acula.

(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian
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You know, the only difference between me and a surgeon or a pediatrician is that when I approach a couple with a child and say, ‘I’d like to keep him for a few days and do some bloodwork,’ it’s considered inappropriate.

(1969 – ) American actress, comedian, producer & writer
Doctors Entertainment Health

One finger in the throat and one in the rectum makes a good diagnostician.

(1849 – 1919) Canadian physician
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Orthodox: Bone doctors.

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Chiropractor: A doctor who works his fingers to the bone… yours.

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There would never be any public agreement among doctors if they did not agree to agree on the main point of the doctor being always on the right.

(1856 – 1950) Irish playwright & socialist
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We may lay down a maxim, that when a nation abounds in physicians it grows thin of people.

(1672 – 1719) English essasyist, poet & politician
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[to the doctor] How about what I done for you in the bottle there? Ya know, the eulogy test.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
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Doctor: A guy who tells you if you don’t cut out something he’ll cut something out of you.

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