Subject: Life (Page 13)

I’m no angel, but I’ve spread my wings a bit.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol
Life Self

I’m kind of jealous of the life I’m supposedly leading.

(1975 – ) actor, director, screenwriter & producer
Life Success

Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Health Life

Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.

(1955 – ) cartoonist (Calvin and Hobbes)
Communication Intelligence Life Places Science/Weather

Polygamy: An endeavour to get more out of life than there is in it.

(1856 – 1915) writer, publisher, artist & philosopher
Life Marriage Wives

To live is to dance… to dance is to live.

cartoon character in, Peanuts, by Charles Schulz (1922 – 2000)
Dance Entertainment Life

Life is one long process of getting tired.

Life Murphy’s Laws

Living well is the best revenge.

writer, humorist, columnist & speaker
Life Situations

Digestion is the great secret of life.

Life Murphy’s Laws

I’d rather die while I’m living then live while I’m dead.

(1946 – ) singer, songwriter, author & businessman
Death Life

To have a grievance is to have a purpose in life.

(1902 – 1983) American philosopher
Life Problems

Spiritual is the word people use when they mean they want to be covered when they die but they’re not getting up early on a Sunday.

(1957 – 2007) American stand-up comedian & actor
Beliefs Death Life

The great mass of men lead lives of quiet domestication.

David Gerrold (1944 – ) science fiction author
Life People Situations

It is better to live rich than to die rich.

(1709 – 1784) English author, essayist, critic, editor & lexicographer
Death Life Money Poverty Wealth

Life starts out with everyone clapping when you take a poo and goes downhill from there.

(1978 – ) American writer
Life

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

(1937 – 2005) journalist & author
Life

Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, opulence is when you have three – and paradise is when you have none.

(1926 – ) newspaper columnist
Life Money Situations

Life is not for everyone.

(1940 – 1994) American writer & performer
Life

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
Intelligence Life Stupidity Success

To better understand why you need a personal computer, let’s take a look at the pathetic mess you call your life.

(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist
Computers Life Things

It’s hard to be famous and alive.

(1948 – ) English novelist
Death Life