Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 78)

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Things always fall at right angles.

Accidents Murphy’s Laws Problems Things

Never tell them what you wouldn't do.

Communication Murphy’s Laws

Any simple theory will be worded in the most complicated way.

Murphy’s Laws

80% of the final exam will be based on the one lecture you missed and the one book you didn't read.

Education Murphy’s Laws School

People become progressively less competent for jobs they once were well equipped to handle.

Murphy’s Laws People Work

The chances of anybody doing anything are inversely proportional to the number of other people who are in a position to do it instead.

Murphy’s Laws

It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife.

Marriage Men Murphy’s Laws People Wives

Some of it, plus the rest of it, is all of it.

Murphy’s Laws

If anything simply cannot go wrong, it will anyway.

Murphy’s Laws Problems

The Dilbert Principle: People are idiots.

(1957 – ) cartoonist (Dilbert)
Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

When the enemy is closing, the artillery will always be long

Military Murphy’s Laws

Teamwork is essential… it allows you to blame someone else.

Murphy’s Laws

People don't change; they only become more so.

Murphy’s Laws People

Whenever you need to stop at a light to put on makeup, every light will be green.

Autos Murphy’s Laws

Professional soldiers are predictable, but the world is full of amateurs.

Military Murphy’s Laws

No matter how strong the breeze when you leave the dock, once you have reached the furthest point from port the wind will die.

Murphy’s Laws Sports

An inexorable upward movement leads administrators to higher salaries and narrower spans of control.

Money Murphy’s Laws

Stay busy, get plenty of exercise, and don’t drink too much… then again, don’t drink too little.

Age Alcohol Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws Old

Any order that can be misunderstood has been misunderstood.

Military Murphy’s Laws Understanding

Anyone who makes a significant contribution to any field of endeavor, and stays in that field long enough, becomes an obstruction to its progress – in direct proportion to the importance of their original contribution.

Murphy’s Laws

The best investment opportunities are encountered when you are broke.

Money Murphy’s Laws