Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 78)

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Every great idea has a disadvantage equal to or exceeding the greatness of the idea.

Ideas Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

A road map always tells you everything except how to refold it.

Murphy’s Laws

If an idea can survive a bureaucratic review and be implemented, it wasn't worth doing.

Murphy’s Laws

Every instructor assumes that you have nothing else to do except study for that instructor’s course.

Education Learning Murphy’s Laws

Second-rate people hire third-rate people.

Murphy’s Laws People Work

No matter which side of door the cat or dog is on, it's the wrong side.

Animals Cats Dogs Murphy’s Laws

Some object to the fan dancer, others to the fan.

Murphy’s Laws Opinion

Politicians who vote huge expenditures to alleviate problems get re-elected; those who propose structural changes to prevent problems get early retirement.

Government Money Murphy’s Laws Politicians

Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all.

Murphy’s Laws

Careful planning has no affect on either Part 1 or Part 2.

Murphy’s Laws

When it is not necessary to make a decision, it is necessary not to make a decision.

Murphy’s Laws

When you move something to a more logical place, you only can remember where it used to be and your decision to move it.

Murphy’s Laws Things

If there are two possible ways to spell a person’s name, you will pick the wrong spelling.

Communication Murphy’s Laws Reading/Writing

No boss will keep an employee who is right all the time.

Murphy’s Laws

If you didn’t forget it, it’s the wrong size, backwards, inside out or out of reach.

Life Murphy’s Laws

Competence always contains the seed of incompetence.

Murphy’s Laws

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.

Murphy’s Laws Stupidity

Don’t put off until tomorrow what you can get done sometime next week.

Murphy’s Laws Time

It’s better to be tried by twelve men than to be carried by six.

Conflict Crime Death Government Law Murphy’s Laws

The one who snores will fall asleep first.

Murphy’s Laws Proverbs Sleep

Expansion means complexity; and complexity decay.

Murphy’s Laws