Subject: Murphy’s Laws (Page 84)

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A road map always tells you everything except how to refold it.

Murphy’s Laws

Seven-eighths of everything can't be seen.

Murphy’s Laws

Those whose approval you seek the most give you the least.

public relations manager
Characteristics Murphy’s Laws People

Whenever you cut your fingernails, you will find a need for them an hour later.

Murphy’s Laws

Twitter makes you like people you don’t know, and Facebook makes you hate people you do

Communication Murphy’s Laws

In simple cases, presenting one obvious right way versus one obvious wrong way, it is often wiser to choose the wrong way so as to expedite subsequent revision.

Murphy’s Laws

Things always fall at right angles.

Accidents Murphy’s Laws Problems Things

The intelligence of any discussion diminishes with the square of the number of participants.

Communication Conversation Intelligence Murphy’s Laws People Speech

Social innovations tend to the level of minimum tolerable well-being.

Murphy’s Laws

At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle, always arrive last.

Murphy’s Laws Situations Time

Get re-elected.

Elections/Voting Government Murphy’s Laws

Science is Truth. Don't be misled by fact.

Beliefs Facts Honesty Murphy’s Laws Science/Weather Truth

On successive charts of the same organization the number of boxes will never decrease.

Murphy’s Laws

Those who express random thoughts to legislative committees are often surprised and appalled to find themselves the instigators of law.

Government Law Murphy’s Laws

You can make a killing in the theatre, but not a living.

Money Murphy’s Laws

Exceptions prove the rule… and wreck the budget.

Money Murphy’s Laws

Make three correct guesses consecutively and you will establish yourself as an expert.

Intelligence Murphy’s Laws Situations

20% of the customers account for 80% of the turnover, 20% of the components account for 80% of the cost, and so forth.

Murphy’s Laws

For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.

(1966 – ) American magazine editor
Government Murphy’s Laws

The more carefully you plan a project, the more confusion there is when something goes wrong.

Murphy’s Laws

When in doubt, empty the magazine.

Arms Military Murphy’s Laws